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feeling down? have a tom holland: [4/∞]

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if you watch spider-man homecoming on december 31st at 11:44:56 pm, tom holland will be shirtless in an alleyway right as the clock strikes midnight and i honestly could not think of a better way to start the new year

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harry holland is killing me with all his nyc pics like plz stop taking such good pictures and being cute doing it

i loVE HIM. HES SO GOOD. JUST LOOK.

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The First Punch [8]

Pairing: Boxer!Tom Holland x Boxer!Reader

Word count: 6,223

Warnings: Swearing, angst, mentions of injuries, mentions of choking, mentions of bruising, mentions & descriptions of burns, smut, oral (male receiving), fluff

Summary: 2 Underground Boxers. Biggest underground competition in Chicago. Both are the ones to watch, expected to win. Bet on by everyone who knows of the league. Neither can afford to lose. One champion. Only one problem: they fall for each other.

A/N: Y’all are finally getting your smut! Feedback gives me more motivation to write tbh. My taglist is closed please don’t ask!

prologue || ch. 1 || ch. 2 || ch. 3 || ch. 4 || ch. 5 || ch. 6 || ch. 7

series masterlist // masterlist

He’s warm, so warm he’s like walking into a heated home after walking a few blocks in the peak of winter. Tom’s safe like a radiator, keeping you from getting frostbite. His arms engulf you and your head is pressed against his chest allowing you to hear his heartbeat. Your eyes closed and the two of you stood in Tom’s doorway. His hand came up and rubbed your back with a gentle grace, careful not to put too much pressure on you. You’re so delicate against him.

Keep reading

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spider-man: far from home set - lockscreens

details.

like/reblog if you save/use or ©: spiderszman (twitter)

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😘

Get yourself a hype girl like Tara. I fucking love you, mo chara. @a-limerick-from-limerick

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Fanfiction Trope MASH-UP

Rules: Send me two (2) tropes from this list + a ship and I’ll describe how I’d combine them in the same story. 

Historical AU 

Royal AU 

Modern AU 

Coffee Shop AU 

Bar/Restaurant AU 

Bookshop AU 

Florist AU  

Hospital AU 

Dance AU 

Airport/Travel AU 

Neighbour AU 

Roommate AU 

Detective AU 

Bodyguard AU 

Criminal AU 

Prison AU 

War AU 

Circus AU 

Summer Camp AU 

Teacher AU 

Dystopian AU 

Space AU 

Performer AU 

Soulmate AU 

Fairy Tale AU 

Massage Fic  

Sick/Injured Fic 

Proposal Fic  

Wedding Fic  

Holiday Fic  

Birthday Fic 

Pregnancy Fic  

Baby Fic 

Vacation Fic  

Bathtub Fic 

Text/Letter Fic 

Coming Out Fic   

Grief Fic  

Survival/Wilderness Fic  

Almost Kiss 

First Kiss 

The Big Damn Kiss 

Dance of Romance  

Flowers of Romance 

Chocolate of Romance  

Blind Date  

Not a Date  

Fake Dating 

Fake Married 

Arranged Marriage  

Accidentally Married 

Marriage of Convenience 

Mutual Pining 

Secret Relationship  

Established Relationship 

Awful First Meeting 

Forgotten First Meeting  

Accidental Eavesdropping  

Interrupted Declaration of Love 

Poorly Timed Confession 

Love Confession 

Love Confessor (Character A confessing their love for Character B to Character C)  

Everybody Knows/Mistaken for Couple 

Star Crossed Lovers  

It’s Not You, It’s Me 

It’s Not You, It’s My Enemies  

Character in Peril 

Heroic Sacrifice 

Flirting Under Fire 

Locked in a Room 

Twenty-Four Hours to Live  

Stranded on A Desert Island 

Stranded Due to Inclement Weather 

Huddling for Warmth 

Bed Sharing  

Did They or Didn’t They? 

In Vino Veritas  

Above the Influence  

Anger Born of Worry  

Green-Eyed Epiphany  

The Missus and the Ex 

Second Love  

Intimate Artistry  

Married to the Job  

Innocent Physical Contact 

I Didn’t Mean to Turn You On 

Aroused By Her Voice  

Erotic Dreams 

First Time 

Unexpected Virgin 

PWP 

Kink 

Makeovers 

Hair Brushing/Braiding 

Sleep Intimacy 

Scars  

Time Travel  

Curses 

Magical Accidents 

Accidentally Saving the Day   

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DANG I CANNOT WAIT BABE

Toil and Trouble - Tom Holland x Reader (Teaser)

This is an AU series that I have been itching to write, but I felt it blasphemous to write a Hallowe’en themed fic outside of Autumn, so here we finally are!

I’m sure that you’ll be able to guess what AU this is? It’s literally one of my favourite movies of all time, so you can understand my excitement for being able to write this series because I get to watch it over and over again for, ahem, research. (As if I can’t already recite it like a goddamn play). Also, this year marks its 25th anniversary so what better way to show my appreciation for this film?! 

You’ll notice that some things will be cut due to plot redundancy or altered in order to suit the era and change in characters, etc. These changes are intentionally different from canon, don’t @ me.

I anticipate this to be a five+ parter, although I haven’t fully outlined everything yet. And I hope to have the series finished by Hallowe’en night.

Please let me know if this is something that you would be interested in reading, or if you have any other ideas for Hallowe’en themed fics. Don’t worry, I will be writing a bunch of other spoopy one-shots throughout the month! So, watch out, watch out, watch out, watch out! She ain’t lyin’

Drop by my askbox if you would like to be added to the taglist! Just specify which taglist you would like to be a part of (Toil and Trouble or Permanent)

(Also, please let me know if somebody else has done an AU like this before. I’ve searched high and low and cannot find one like this, but at the same time I don’t want it to seem like I’m copying anyone’s work. Just Kenny Ortega’s, I guess)

Prologue coming at the witching hour (BST) on October 2nd.

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You already know how much I love you, but here I am emphasising it again, I LOVE YOU SO MUCH

Tumblr Crushes

I was tagged by the marvellous @marvel-language . Thank you so much, my dear! You’re my crush, too. I was reading everyone’s crush posts all day and genuinely didn’t expect to end up on one of these, so thank you. Truly. Deeply.

You know the rules, lads, if you’re tagged, spread the love! Tag your crushes and include the hashtag #mytumblrcrushes!

Okay, in no particular order, here are the folks that I’m crushing on:

@paradoxicalblueberry @hey-its-grey  @hollandandi @infamous-webhead @midtownmarauder @spectacular-spiderboy (and @connorshero) @a-limerick-from-limerick @peekaboo-parker @spideybitey18

And these folks don’t know I exist, but you should know that you’re being crushed by me: (or wait, that’s not-)

@hollandroos @starksparker @starksmile @madmadmilk @petxrparks @spiderboytotherescue @bvcks @h-osterfield @rileywrites-parker @lovelyh0lland @rainbow-marvel @tomsfireheart @toms-order @parkrstark @gab-spidey

I know in my heart that I have missed some people out. If I have, I’m so sorry, it hasn’t been intentional, I swear. I love each and every one of you. So much.

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Just a Quick Stop (Pietro x Reader)

When comparing the Maximoff twin’s powers in the compound living room at night ends with Pietro having a bruised ego, he feels determined to make sure you know why he’s the superior twin.

Pietro x Reader

Words: 1187

A/N: I LIIIIIIVVVVVVEEEEEEEEEEEE Y’ALL!!! Seriously its been such a long time since I’ve written so I wasn’t really super confident on this piece. Hopefully I can still get my creative juices flowing after this lil drabble!! I know what youre all thinking “WHERES CROWNFELL?!?!?” trust me trust me, I’m definitely working on part nine but remember that it has been quite a while since I’ve written and I’m still in school till December. But!!!! I promise that I’ll keep working on it and make sure that I get it out eventually!! I’m trying to spend more time on it since its such a favorite among my followers. Anywhooooo!!! Enjoy this fic!! Pietro is so fun I love to write for flirty characters like him.

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You sat on the compound couch with Wanda watching Paranormal Activity. You absolutely hated scary movies with a passion but Wanda had just gotten back from a week-long mission. You wouldn’t miss an opportunity to hang out with her after not seeing her for so long. 

You saw the door slam shut in the movie and instantly jolted. You felt your skin crawl, you knew something was up. You looked over to see Wanda sleeping and sighed. You couldn’t blame her, she had a rough week with the mission taking up all her time, but you wished she would’ve had tried to stay up with you for just a little longer! You were only half an hour in when you heard her soft snores. 

Regardless of whether your friend joined you or not, your eyes returned to the screen along with your crawling skin when you felt someone grab at your shoulder suddenly making you scream and in turn waking Wanda up who defensively conjured magic throwing you and the person who had grabbed you against the wall. 

“Shit!!!”  Pietro hissed holding his head as he threw himself into a fetal position. You groaned hitting the floor holding your side.

Wanda covered her mouth in a gasp. “I-I’m so sorry!!” she said quickly rushing over to you lifting you to your feet. Pietro rolled his eyes. “What? No sympathy for your poor big brother?” he asked.

“Not when he decides to scare the innocent!” You snapped slapping his shoulder.  He laughed at your attempt to wound him only leaning over your shoulder. “Well, how can I possibly resist frightening when I have the perfect scardey cat to trick!”  You rolled your eyes at his snide smile. What a handsome asshole. 

“It’s too late for this much excitement,” groaned Wanda. “I’m going to bed,” she said rubbing her eyes before giving you a sleepy hug. “I’m sorry about this Y/N, I promise tomorrow  I’ll actually be lucid enough to spend some time together,” she gave a soft yawn.

“Oh don’t worry Wanda, I know you’re probably exhausted,” you waved her off dismissively. “Just promise me you’ll get some rest okay?” You smiled. She yawned stretching the both of her arms before nodding at you.“Goodnight you two,” she whispered tiredly before walking to her room.

You held your breath after she disappeared into her door standing across from Pietro in the living room the both of you standing silently waiting for the other to speak. There was something unspoken between you two, you knew it, but neither of you dared to act on the obvious chemistry between you both. After all, you were Wanda’s best friend and he was Wanda’s twin brother. Anything that became of this would surely be awkward for all three of you. 

“So,” you both drawled at the same time. Damnit, things just had to get weird didn’t they?    

“How was your mission?” you asked after a prolonged time. “aren’t you as tired as Wanda after a week of only work?”

He smirked. “Maybe I’m just the stronger twin,” You punched his shoulder. 

“Yeah right! I’ve seen Wanda lift trucks over you!” You snickered folding your arms across your chest. 

“Maybe so,” He nodded respectfully. “But can she do this?” He asked suddenly picking you up bridal style. “Hold on tight Y/N, it’s time to take a little trip.” He suddenly sped off with you in his arms yelping quickly as you latched onto him.

“Wait Pietro what are you-”

“Its just a quick stop I promise!”

“Quick stop what do you- SHIT!!!” You screamed trying not to let go. “Where do you think- URGH” You choked coughing furiously. “Oh god, I think I just swallowed a bug,” You panicked before feeling your hair whip into your face crazily as Pietro pulled to a stop. 

“Okay Pietro, you’d better have a damn well good reason to have up and kidnapped me because I swear to god once Wanda finds out-” You finally looked up from his chest and gasped your breath quickly being stolen away. Pietro held you close to his body as he overlooked the town.

It was stunning, the lights of the now far away city twinkled here and there. The stars weren’t out due to the light pollution of the Big Apple but you didn’t mind. After all, the city had become a constellation I itself with its magnificent lights. 

“What a view,” you breathed letting yourself down walking closer to the edge of the cliff.

Pietro’s eyebrow quipped slightly above his eye as he took in a different view. “You’re telling me,” You could practically hear the smirk in his voice. You rolled your eyes turning yourself around resting your hands on your hips. “Boy Pietro, could you be any more charming?”  The sarcasm in your voice could have poisoned him if it weren’t for the fact that it was well, Pietro.

He walked forward to you mimicking your movements putting his hands on his hip. “What, would you like to see mine too?”

“Oh god, Pietro stop it!!” You laughed shoving him slightly. You sat on the ground taking a moment to whistle. You still weren’t over how gorgeous it was, everything just seemed so bright. You felt Pietro sit next to you as you surveyed the city and felt your lips subconsciously curl into a smile.

“I have to admit, you may not have lifted a truck over my head but I’m still floored,”  You leaned on the backs of your palms and saw Pietro grin at you pleased that you finally praised him.

“I could have taken you across the sea to Paris if I wanted to,” He shrugged simply as if it weren’t as much of a feat as it was. 

“Yeah right,” You rolled your eyes, now you remembered why you didn’t compliment Pietro often. You felt his gaze on you as he laid on his side, elbow propped on the cold grass supporting his chin as he looked into your eyes. 

“Would you like to see me try?” He asked. You stopped in the middle of your sassy remark. Was he actually being serious? Going to Paris did sound like a nice way to spend your Friday night, but you shook your head instead.

“No I’m fine here,” You said simply taking a hand and pulling it through his silver dyed locks and down to the side of his face. He practically melted into your touch.

You smiled, face flushing at his soft expression. “After all, I’ve got everything that I need right where I am,” 

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After your little date under the stars, you walked into the compound doors rubbing your temples as Pietro followed close behind bragging about how he was the perfect first date.

“I think I really outdid myself this time Y/N,” he laughed. “The only thing that could have made things better was as if you pulled me close and-”

“Oh for the love of god!” You turned swiftly on your heels grabbing Pietro by his cheeks pulling him into a kiss. 

“There, happy?” You asked turning back around in a huff as you left the poor speedster behind practically frozen in his tracks.

Finally, he stopped talking.

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I understand your decision. Sometimes it just isn't enough to write when you don't know if people are going to read it. But listen, Spiderman and Firefly is BRILLIANT. Superhero reader fanfics are few and far between, and the ones that are out there just aren't good. But this one is. It's creative, well paced, and above all, BEAUTIFULLY WRITTEN. It makes me angry that this series isn't getting the recognition it deserves and by jaysus, it deserves it.

I know you probably won’t believe me because I’m your friend and you’re stubborn af, but I wish you didn’t have to feel this way over something your clearly passionate about. But I will support you nonetheless. ily

xoxo

So Spider-Man & Firefly...

I’m thinking of putting this series on hiatus for a while, just to figure out why this story isn’t doing so well. I don’t know, I’m just not feeling this series at the moment, and I’m starting to lose all motivation, which sucks because I used to really love writing it. If there’s anything you guys think needs work, please let me know. Be as brutal as you want. I think I just need some time to figure out how to improve this series and maybe rewrite a couple of chapters. I’m so sorry guys.

In the meantime, I will be writing more one-shots and such, and I’ve got another Tom series in the works, so expect a teaser in the next week or so.

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The girl with the galaxy hijab is called Badeea Ali and we are going to befriend her at some point. I love her already. 🤷🏻‍♀️

absolute icon!!!! year 5 immediately better than year 4 now lmao

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September 4, 2018

Dear Tumblr, this is a special operation. We are going to purge the porn bots that follow us. 

Porn bots often have real looking usernames. The reason for this is because those usernames once belonged to real users. Bots hijack usernames as soon as it becomes available (Usernames become available if you change your username or delete your blog). They do this because the username (domain name) has more ‘authority’ than a complete new username. Porn bots rank higher in Google and other search engines because of this higher authority. It also makes them look more real.

But don’t be deceived. Let’s purge those bots! 

How to tell if a blog is a bot:

First go see who follows you on Tumblr. 

A blog is a porn bot when:

their profile picture is ‘sexy’ (and sometimes their username and description are the same)

They have links on their blog (if they follow you and have links: 10000% bot)

*Do not report empty blogs. There is nothing to report them for and chances are they are normal users that don’t use Tumblr after they created an account. 

How to purge a porn bot

Desktop

Go to their blog

Click on the pawn/human icon

Click ‘Report’ –> ‘Report spam’ (do not report for sensitive content; porn is allowed on Tumblr)

Click ‘Flag & Block’

Mobile App

Go to their blog

Tap the pawn/human icon

Tap ‘report‘

‘Report spam‘

Please, report all the porn bots that follow you. Please reblog this post a few times until September 10! We need to act quickly, because chances are, bot owners will stumble upon this post and then start to mass unfollow or mass delete all the posts on their blog so we can’t identify them, only to start again when the coast is clear. Going through your followers and reporting the bots only takes five minutes and it’s going to have such a positive impact on the community. Your help is greatly appreciated! Let us all UNITE. 

LET THE PURGE COMMENCE!

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add liz tuttle and talbott winger to the friendship options you cowards

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how dARE YOU

Okay but you know what makes me really sad? Peter would have turned to ash anyway. Like, you have Tony who just watched this kid HE recruited turn to ash in his hands and he’s probably blaming himself because he recruited this child. But, even if Peter had stayed on the bus and even if Tony had never contacted Peter, Peter still would have just disappeared. Tony has to live with the guilt of Peter dying even though the end result still would have been the same.