a-literal-clown

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its your lucky day! i broke out of prison using my comically large rubber hammer 3000 and now i have a new thing to break!!

run.

any tips on avoiding a lawsuit??

i ACCIDENTALLY hit a juvenile skinbag with my comically small and easy to control clown mobile

this is what im using my singular phone call for in the jail guys please help theyre gonna find out i hacked the phone soo

[a-literal-clown]

any tips on avoiding a lawsuit??

i ACCIDENTALLY hit a juvenile skinbag with my comically small and easy to control clown mobile

this is what im using my singular phone call for in the jail guys please help theyre gonna find out i hacked the phone soo

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ok YES it was my circus but i firmly deny the accusation those are my monkeys.

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bold of you to assume i cant cast fireball already, worm

the wizard college just announced it's merging with the clown college next door and i don't think i'm ready for a clown that can cast fireball

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nope, still a clown.

WAIT PEOPLE ON TUMBLR ARE REAL FUCKING PEOPLE

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[gets in with you]

[gets in my little clown car]

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does this preserve your artistic vision

Hello my clowns, imagine a shirt that says “ i’m periodically hungry” with a periodic table below

Have a good day :3

[a-literal-clown]

i love sending out of context chrischan memes to friends at night so they wake up and see hell

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duo i humbly request to also be given this privilege. i yearn for hell or anything adjacent to being alive at this point

the basement is so cold…

im not live laugh loving in here duo

i love sending out of context chrischan memes to friends at night so they wake up and see hell

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YOU FOOL !!! YOU FELL RIGHT INTO MY TRAP !!!

(pokes you with my balloon rapier)

hello, clown.

i challenge you to a duel !!

(pulls out yellow balloon and inflates it and twists it into a balloon rapier)

FUCK YEAH SWORD FIGHT

YOURE GOING DOWN >:}

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A clown a day keeps the doctor funny?

wait youre on to something..

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expired dijon mustard

OKAY GUYS WE’RE MAKING A SANDWICH NOW

JUST REBLOG THE LAST PERSON

IM STARTING

BREAD

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When life gets hard you must get harder

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FUCK

that is all

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hear me out here

i make a modded (java) minecraft server for any lil tumblr losers who want to join

ill probably make a discord server for it to gather some people, i will post the invite link if enough people are interested :o)

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got bored enough to set up the server yesterday

if i get bored enough today ill make the minecraft server n do all the encoding n crap