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Did you know they make weighted plushies? I- genuinely didn’t realize that was a thing until I saw a weighted Eevee at the shop.

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Video upload from the evening of June 9, 2025

[Zee is sitting in a field somewhere, though it’s difficult to make out any distinguishing features around said field. A campfire crackles just off screen, and the cozy orange light dances across her form as she sits cross legged in the grass. Soma the jirachi is in her lap. He seems to be asleep, though he fusses and tosses and turns often.

Zee gently strokes the wish pokemon’s forehead, humming a lullaby and attempting unsuccessfully to sooth him back to sleep. She looks exhausted but determined.

“Please stop,” She whispers as he fusses and whimpers on the verge of tears.

The wish sky sparkles overhead with no sign of stopping. ]

[a-lost-archivist]

At least there's no mold in your drain.

There's likely mould in my drain at this point. I just haven't checked.

[a-lost-archivist]

The mould doesn't seem to care where we think it should and shouldn't be.

Quite honestly tempted to let the rot consume me at the moment.

[a-lost-archivist]

There is mould in my lungs.

Quite honestly tempted to let the rot consume me at the moment.

[a-lost-archivist]

But there’s so many good Bugs…

The Wupl! The Pede!

The Swadloon…

Shuckle…

Fine, yes those are all good bugs.

I mostly take issue with the bugs that try to kill me.

[a-lost-archivist]

Quite honestly tempted to let the rot consume me at the moment.

[a-lost-archivist]

my #beetleson is offended

I’m sorry I can’t control that I don’t like bugs.

[a-lost-archivist]

froslass: what does gender mean to you? is it something that's central to your life, or do you not think about it very often?

It’s.. ah..

I haven’t given it a lot of thought. I’m.. assuming I’m a man, but I don’t feel particularly strongly about it. That’s just.. what I’ve always been, what I was told.

[a-lost-archivist]

how about Things that are bugs? like a 2019 volswagen beetle, or The beatles (mostly alive) perhaps?

Ah.. no strong opinions, I suppose.

[a-lost-archivist]

Send 📼 for your muse to watch a tape of one of my muse's memories.

Send 📼💀 for your muse to watch a tape of one of my muse's repressed memories.

[a-lost-archivist]

Would you decline my Charjabug?

He’s Extremely Cube…

…I’d tolerate a Charjabug.

[a-lost-archivist]

oh cmoooon not even a little bugs? not even one? would you decline my beetle son jeremy #mybeetle

Yes, I’d decline your beetle.

[a-lost-archivist]

heyyyyy bugs anon again #mybugs. did you say rot? neat

Leave me alone, please.

[a-lost-archivist]

Maybe you should get better nightmares. Like homestuck AUs or something. I don't know anything about homestuck for the record @plasma-veracity

…I don’t know what homestuck is.

[a-lost-archivist]

dide im seriously full of cockroaches and flies and wasps and beetles and mantises. #myinnardsarebeetlesandwaspsandmantisesandfliesandcockroaches #mybugs :)

Ggh-

Anon, I just had a nightmare of watching my own body rot. I’d- really rather you keep this to yourself.

[a-lost-archivist]

I do have some insight about the sky and the wishes made from it.

All living things are well made of stardust as you know, wishes disappear when taken to a universe without the cursed sky. And from what I've seen nothing created is exactly right. It's like an approximation, usually missing some things and not right.

It's more clear with wished people from what I've noticed.

I think it's like an ai, mimicking things and taking what it's given to help with that but not exactly right.

- @skyfire-the-pokemon-biologist

I have my own thoughts.

I have been doing some . Reading.

Whatever wish is made, logically, will be attached somehow to the Jirachi in Zee’s possession. From what is known of Jirachi in my home universe, the wish made by a Jirachi may only persist so long as the Jirachi that granted it is alive and well. The wish is based strictly on what the caster knows, and what the Jirachi knows. Hence why they seem occasionally Wrong. Especially something as complex as a human being.

I must emphasize the alive and ‘well’ part of this equation.

Under normal circumstances, a Jirachi may grant a handful of wishes at best and then return to its slumber to rest. Again this is information from my localized universe. Take it with a grain of salt, but take it.

Jirachi commonly deny wishes to the wicked and unworthy. So the story goes, they’re even known to Mankey’s Paw such people. But that is not happening, is it? Hm. That is because this Jirachi is not conscious of its surroundings. It’s asleep, it is— sleep walking perhaps.

If this Jirachi is still currently asleep, as it seemed to be in the video Zee posted for us to see, then it has no idea what wishes it’s granting, who they are being granted to, or why. It cannot make the decision to deny an evil or frivolous wish, and it may not stop itself from granting too many wishes.

My theory is, currently, and again, I have no idea what the rules are in connection to everyone’s joint universes— please excuse that —

My theory is that this Jirachi will eventually be granting so many wishes, it won’t be able to sustain it any longer. It will begin to feel pain. And when you feel pain, you would normally wake up.

If this Jirachi wakes up, I surmise it would undo every wish granted. Or worse, it would punish us all for taking advantage of its sleeping form.