a-mcshowfall-employee

[a-mcshowfall-employee]

OOC POST PLEASE READ.

So uh hey everyone, Will here, im extremely sad to say that i wont be able to update this blog for a long while, maybe even forever, i might come back i have no idea, The reason is not because i lost motivation or because you guys did anything, it has to do with some personal stuff i will not be getting into Sorry i didn't keep on going with this for a longer time.

[a-mcshowfall-employee]

Please feed borzoi a burger, he deserves it 👏

-🦐

guys he’s fine i swear

[a-mcshowfall-employee]

do you serve

do you serve and also slay

What the hell…?

OOC: OFCOURSE I SLAY WOOOOOOOOOOO Ooc: also yes i did have the wonderful idea to put the borzoi in a fancy suit bc yes (this is my dog now)

[a-mcshowfall-employee]

*the borzoi would make a good therapy dog..*

(muahhaha)

-🤍

i’m keeping this dog you cant stop me.

ooc: didnt really feel like drawing that much today and i wanted to answer this as fast as possible, sorry :(

ooc 2: also aloe is this you i swear it could be you but i saw a borzoi drawing on the mcshowfall fan server by someone else i think, so idk

[a-mcshowfall-employee]

do you ever feel

like a plastic bag

drifting through the wind

wanting to start again?

-🥚

what…???

Ooc: No way i took 3 days to answer this (I COMPLETELY FORGOT ABOUT THIS ASK IM SO SORRY 😭) (Fyi: i didnt know what to draw as an answer to this so i just replied with text </3)

[a-mcshowfall-employee]

*A borzoi can be seen lurking around the building, a faint glow emitting from its fur.*

(had to send this in bc im making a very realistic painting of a borzoi)

-🤍

wait how the fuck did a dog get into the restaurant

[a-mcshowfall-employee]

can we arm wrestle

Not cool man, not cool.

OOC: Im way too weak to arm wrestle i would lose in less than 2 seconds 😭

[a-mcshowfall-employee]

OOC: CHAT I AM SO BACK

[a-mcshowfall-employee]

So you stole this laptop from Hetch right? Is there anything interesting on it?

-🍫

Steal it FROM HETCH??? ARE YOU CRAZY? i did not steal it from him- if i were to steal something from hetch he would immediately shoot me in the head- i literally just found it here on the back of the restaurant?

[a-mcshowfall-employee]

Wait, why are you on tumblr? Aren’t you supposed to be working?

- 🦐

Am i supposed to be working? yes, do i wanna work? no. And technically i am still inside the restaurant just not working?????? look i have no idea how to explain this, but what i can say, and i've said this before, this job sucks, I DONT EVEN GET PAID! (i think)

[a-mcshowfall-employee]

Hi there! I’ve been reading these questions, and I have one myself!

If you could tell the outside world anything, what would it be?

it could be anything about the company, your life as an employee, etc!

-🪐⭐️

Anything? Like anything anything? then that would be to never even dream of applying for a job at McShowfall, 2/10 experience, plus they don't let you quit, like, you cant quit, you are stuck here.

I just gotta hope hetch doesn’t see this-

[a-mcshowfall-employee]

I hired that trashcan to get a raccoon to draw you

-joop

OOC POST

JOOP I LOVE THIS WHAT AWDCHNCWDQHNDWHCEHCEHBWHIQBEWECHIQIHCH ITS SO COOL THANK YOU AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[a-mcshowfall-employee]

You have free will, do you not? You could always choose not to throw the bagel. And you could also leave.

Right?

-🚮🗑️

Im not even gonna bother to answer this.

[a-mcshowfall-employee]

Well, if you ask me, you were the one dumb enough to chuck a bagel at your computer.

-🗑️🚮

… i had to, i had no other choice and i regret it

[a-mcshowfall-employee]

Are you spider-man

-🪴

What? no-? If i was Spiderman, i wouldn’t be here talking to you????

[a-mcshowfall-employee]

Ha! you thought you could fool me through the screen? expect a group of raccoons to raid your restaurant.

-🚮🗑️

Thanks to you i broke my COMPUTER (bastard) Also, about those raccoons, that’s gonna be hetch’s problem not mine

[a-mcshowfall-employee]

Hello!!! I am the magical talking trashcan. PLEASE NEVER EVER GIVE ME YOUR LEFT OVER WHEAT BAGEL.

-🚮🗑️

OOC: 🥯 bagel, also joop that is definitely you