a-phantom-fool - Tumblr blog

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early stages of friendship are Soooo embarrassing like yea sorry....... it's me again............ i enjoy talking to you and spending time with you....... you can shoot me point blank if you want i dont mind

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ANNE WITH AN E (2017 - 2019) + fall vibes 🍁🍂

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they should invent a staying up late that doesnt guarantee less sleep

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some notable catchphrases of 2013:

bitch I might be

do she got the booty ? she doooooooooo ! 

swiggity swag

the D

wen u mom com home and make hte spagehti

“ hello______, im dad “ 

AYYY LMAO

W R I T I N G  I N T E N S E  W O R D S  L I K E  T H I S 

 perfect _____ don’t exis-

And now, the weather

at least 2 potato

we’ve come full circle ! 

life hack :

[ __________ INTENSIFIES]

so many

such doge. much wow. very smile. 

mahogany 

*sweats nervously*

same. 

spooper hot choclety milk

#SHERLOCKLIVES

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me whenever i get obsessed with something new and subject my tumblr mutuals to it

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"My food is so dry! If only there were condiments I could use to flavor these iconic pieces of meaty summertime Americana!"

The tantalizing ketchup and mustard:

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Photos I took of the used jacket I painted and beaded. Happy to be finished but also bummed now that the process is over- but onto the next project! Custom garments open. Shop | Instagram

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music videos

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I would have defeated Herbert West by putting his reanimation serum up on a high shelf.

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You know we make fun of him a lot but I don’t think if I was in Dan Cain’s shoes that I would have done anything differently. I wouldn’t need much convincing to help that repressed little freak commit atrocities. As long as he let me hold his hand and kiss him I’ll be ride or die.

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rocky horror was ahead of its time Not because of the blatant queerness but because frank n furter's castle was wheelchair accessible

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I love hotel breakfasts. You have shambling zombies who've managed to scrape together half a braincell, the morning people who've already done their yoga, and the most elegantly put together women you've ever seen, all staring with the same vague confusion at the unholy selection of food on offer.

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I bet u look pretty in all the stages of decomposition

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i would like to humbly apologize to smooth jazz for not appreciating her more when i was younger

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vampire family