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How do you get so empty? Who takes it out of you?
Ray Bradbury Fahrenheit 451 (via e-la-la-la)
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im hungrier than the neopet i neglected for 9 years
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i’ll pay you $7 to have a crush on me
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Let me tell you a thing.
The Doctor didn’t go into seclusion after the Ponds died. He was utterly devastated, but he and River traveled together for a long time and eventually, they were happy. So it...
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friend who lives hundreds of miles away: i made food
me: can i have some
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ya kno john green books can be really poetic and meaningful and stuff but if you frame them in the context of real life it’s like wow if i knew a teenager this pretentious in person i would not hesitate to smack em upside the head
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ur mom hands u a glass of orange juice. u take a sip. its not orange juice. its stirred egg yolks. u spit them all out. u ask ur mom why. she turns around. its not ur mom. its me. ur mom is gone. im ur mother now
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'How did she know to call Reid?' 'Nathan set Reid's business card on the table before he cut himself, like a suicide note.'
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゜・。。・゜☆゜・。。・゜☆ ゜・。。・゜☆ ゜・。。・゜
nobody hates me more than i hate me
゜・。。・゜☆゜・。。・゜☆ ゜・。。・゜☆ ゜・。。・゜
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I’M SO ANGRY
SOME 16TH CENTURY ASSHOLE WROTE “GOD B W YE” IN A LETTER AS AN ABBREVIATION FOR “GOD BE WITH YE”
AND IT APPEARED AS “GODBWYE”
WHICH WAS THEN READ AS “GOODBYE”
AND THAT’S WHY WE SAY “GOODBYE”
BECAUSE OF 16TH CENTURY CHAT SPEAK
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There was a lot more to magic, as Harry quickly found out, than waving your wand and saying a few funny words.
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don’t buy colgate whitening toothpaste
it says guaranteed whiteness in 14 days
15 days have come and gone
and i am still asian
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