a-really-big-shot

[a-really-big-shot]

Ok me and my new star have to be in production on our new movie

[Flying dancing star fun time] the names are working in progress

I am the. Original movie starWalker.

Hey [Every] it’s [Number one rated salesman 1997] and we will be [Pulling epic prank on a [[Russian ]]popular girl at school] for her [crimes]

Why

V: and what

[a-really-big-shot]

Oh my goodness it’s the rat that tried to touch my baby

There I kicked the rat away

Hey [Every] it’s [Number one rated salesman 1997] and we will be [Pulling epic prank on a [[Russian ]]popular girl at school] for her [crimes]

Why

V: and what

[a-really-big-shot]

uhhh [#%¥£} [it’s just a Prank, bro with that Disney Channel flow]

Hey [Every] it’s [Number one rated salesman 1997] and we will be [Pulling epic prank on a [[Russian ]]popular girl at school] for her [crimes]

Why

V: and what

[a-really-big-shot]

Whoa whoa whoa [I have a limited time offer available for you my special customer] [[take a big shot]] *takes out comically large pistol*

I feel like I’m going to get caught in the crossfire crossfire 

Hey [Every] it’s [Number one rated salesman 1997] and we will be [Pulling epic prank on a [[Russian ]]popular girl at school] for her [crimes]

Why

V: and what

[a-really-big-shot]

It translates to “I replaced half the pictures on her phone with her parents being brutally murdered”

That is correct you [Clown around town]

Hey [Every] it’s [Number one rated salesman 1997] and we will be [Pulling epic prank on a [[Russian ]]popular girl at school] for her [crimes]

Why

V: and what

[a-really-big-shot]

I have [Upgraded her car extended warranty] of her photos on her phone now [50% off] of them more of her [Mama and father] as they were being brutally [Sent to heaven]

Hey [Every] it’s [Number one rated salesman 1997] and we will be [Pulling epic prank on a [[Russian ]]popular girl at school] for her [crimes]

Why

V: and what

[a-really-big-shot]

Are you OK [Wife of a dear friend]? We [Star kicked out of TV show]

Uzi you’re pretty much God do you think you could defeat the original starwalker?

Yes I in fact that original

⠀ Starwalker pisses me off

[a-really-big-shot]

Your child keeps suffering. Now that’s a parental skill issue

Uzi you’re pretty much God do you think you could defeat the original starwalker?

Yes I in fact that original

⠀ Starwalker pisses me off

[a-really-big-shot]

Yes off my. Foot now. Hurts

Uzi you’re pretty much God do you think you could defeat the original starwalker?

Yes I in fact that original

⠀ Starwalker pisses me off

[a-really-big-shot]

I am the original exploded injury I must walk OFF

Uzi you’re pretty much God do you think you could defeat the original starwalker?

Yes I in fact that original

⠀ Starwalker pisses me off

[a-really-big-shot]

I am the Original Uzi

Throughout

The Delta

And the rune I alone am the

Original one

Uzi you’re pretty much God do you think you could defeat the original starwalker?

Yes I in fact that original

⠀ Starwalker pisses me off

[a-really-big-shot]

Nah

I’d win

Uzi you’re pretty much God do you think you could defeat the original starwalker?

Yes I in fact that original

⠀ Starwalker pisses me off

[a-really-big-shot]

Tenna it’s

month

you know what that means

Huh what? do you want me to make my shows even gayer somehow?

[a-really-big-shot]

Thank you to everyone who got me to 100 likes!

[Holy email guy] that’s why I must be I already have been given [100 Kromer{by you schmucks

I’m here to now

Get wrecked mailman guy and clown

@cynisaliveandme

[a-really-big-shot]

Ok it’ll start playing now

I’m here to now

Get wrecked mailman guy and clown

@cynisaliveandme

[a-really-big-shot]

 dark fountain

* ding, ding ding*

…how?

I’m here to now

Get wrecked mailman guy and clown

@cynisaliveandme

[a-really-big-shot]

As soon as they got freedom, they immediately came to school off camera and told me to go fuck myself so I would not say we’re good friends

I’m here to now

Get wrecked mailman guy and clown

@cynisaliveandme