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I LEFT FOR LIKE THREE DAYS WHEN DID THE PFP AND THEME CHANGE

theme changed when enhypen came back at the start of the month and pfp changed like. two days ago???? three????? idk

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i don’t think i’ve ever felt as much carnal hatred for an artist’s music style as i have benson boone’s

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i feel strongly about this

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worst thing abt kpop demon hunters is ppl being like “omg imagine a kpop boy group whose concept was them being monsters feeding on their fans” and having to sit there like. enhypen and &team have been doing that for years. and then they go “NUH UHHHH THAT’S DIFFERENT”

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To: professor@schoolname.edu Subject: CLASS3290 Question

are you mad at me

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just saw a post where someone put “detrans dni” and like… hey we should be supporting detransitioned people bc if we don’t terfs will

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you're like a bug but evil and twisted and dark and sexy and- woah, what was that?

woahh.. what Was that.... u got something u wanna confess anon....

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I saw this and, whether it fully applies I wouldn't know, but it def made me think of you. >xD Hope you're having a good day! <3

Thank you so much for thinking of me <3<3

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Obi-Wan wears like 53 layer of robes so everyone assumes he’s kinda soft especially compared to his ‘in the prime of his youth’ former Padawan but then one day he goes shirtless to spar and he’s shredded, he has an 8 pack. Clones and Jedi alike are choking on drinks and tripping into walls. Ahsoka is covering her eyes and screaming because that’s basically her grandpa. Anakin has to throw a robe over Obi-Wan like The Birth of Venus. 

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even better

yay

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yay

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see and be seen

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no animal was harmed during the making of this video. not one. for the few minutes that we were shooting film, the guns of each hunter fell silent. the industrial bolt throwers observed a moment's peace and the jaws of every predator hung softly open. no fish bit any hook and the bait worms held off on drowning only until the cameras stopped. the tails of ruminants ceased to flick just as their attendant flies, in unison, landed on their flanks to catch their tiny breaths. a spider instantly stopped winding silk around a wasp, patiently waiting for the caesura to end. a young veterinarian paused with the syringe in their hand. somewhere, a colicky baby stopped biting its mother's nipple and nursed happily for the very first time. we're sorry. we're sorry it couldn't have been longer. we didn't know this would happen.

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Speef is real to me. I'm sorry for that.

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This is the most devastatingly accurate birding meme I've ever seen, bar none

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sorry for acting weird. that was me following my heart