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A Series Of Unfortunate Stories
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Playboy
He sat on the couch with the television on and his eyes filled with joy fixed on his mobile phone. Suddenly the phone rang out loud "dadaa da smoke weed everyday..." With a smile he picked it up.. On the other end it was her staring at her proud face at the mirror in the beauty parlour. She said,"hey my parents are out today can your come over?" He said,"really,no kidding" "Do i sound like im kidding,come by at 7" The line went dead... 7:03 pm He knocked on her door, she opened it on the second knock with her eyes filled with mischief and joy. He made his way to the couch in the living room. She sat next to him and with a sigh said "so..." "So what" "What do you wanna do" "I can think of certain things"he said with a straight face "Oh really..care to elaborate" "Im more of a do it first type a guy" "Oh i've seen" He moved a tad towards her ,she moved back, when he tried to grab her she got up and started running up the stairs He chased her yelling "oh no you dont" He trapped her on a corner , he jus got her right where he wanted.. He moved toward her and suddenly his phone beeped, he hesitated and took a peek at it and placed it back on his pocket, he turned his attention towards her again. There was an another beep he took a peek again and placed it on the chair near him. Within a few moments the phone started ringing "dadadaa smoke weed everyday" " sorry, i ll be back" "Okay"she said with disappointment He walked away from her into a diffrent room on the house. She had suspision nagging her, she moved towards the room and kept her ear on the door He was speaking " ya ,i saw it jus now..........no,i will.......dont do anything stupid like that ill be there in two minutes....i ll hang up now" He came out and she moved away He said "excuse me, i have to visit the rest room" "Ok it is down the pathway to the left" After he left, lots of ugly thoughts popped into her head she said to herself that she had to find out whats going on She went to bathroom and bashed open the door he was standing there with his eyes fixed on his phone when he saw her fear popped in his eyes "Ummmm..." "Give me that phone" she plucked it from him When she took a peek her eyes widened ' At first when his phone vibrated near her, it dispalyed New notification: clash of clans Your troops are ready for battle The second time it displayed New notification: clash of clans The clan war is about to end When the phone rang and when he picked it up it was his clan leader. He said "hey the war is going to get over did you see the notification or not" "Ya, i saw it jus now" "Only your attack is left without yours we will lose, can u attack or not" "No i will" "Cause if u dint, ur getting kicked out of the clan now" "Dont do anything stupid like that ill be there in two mins" "You better be" "Ok ill hang up now"' She smacked her head in disgust and tossed his phone back to him and left Boys will always be boys or should i say "PLAY" Boys - Nephilim
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The phone call
It was a cold dark night of November, I hear the cold winds dancing, as i sit in my sofa watching crap tv, cursing my parents for leaving me alone for the night because they had to attend some "event". My house is located on the outskirts of florida. This is a place where no would ever consider building their house at.... But according to my father's expertise this place is the best place to live in. My father is a scientist who researches stuff on animals on the swamps of florida. Thats why he has chosen this place as it would be much easier for him to do his research. My mother is a homemaker who would believe if my father said that the world was flat.... So she din't have any second thoughts about moving to this place. But for me on the other hand beign the only son i loved the city, but im out here in the middle of nowhere... When we first moved in we had many wild animal break in. Hence my father did a awesome job to prevent the break in. All the doors and windows in our house is sealed and the only way in or out of the house is only through the main door which is made up of some sort of material that requires five elephants to break through. I loathe this place i dont have any friends nearby..ah! Who am i kidding..there is no people nearby! The only house near our's is the grey's residence which is located 15 kms away... So here iam, alone, out in the middle of nowhere watching a stupid commercial. I cant take this anymore i cant spent the night watching this crap. I go into my room and grab the love of my life which happens to be my samsung s6 mobile phone.... I open my phone and try to call my girlfriends but then i realise that none of my imaginary girlfriends have mobiles and i have no real girlfriends... Turning down my thoughts towards that direction, i call my only best friend steve... He picks up the call in the second ring and yells "whats up dawg?". I hate this slang of his but the more i insist him to stop using it, he picks it up more.i say "Hi man, my parents are not home ,wanna hang out?". Without a pause he says "sure,dawg,Ill be there in twenty".i hang up. Steve got this killer bike on which i always had a crush on. My father has promised to buy that for me when im 18 which is just a few days away. For normal people it would take thirty to fourty minutes to reach my house but in case of steve and his bike he'll really be here in twenty.... God teach that asshole to drive slow he is my only friend...I notice my phone's battery is low...i put my mobile to charge in the living room and move into the kitchen to the hunt down some drinks. I notice a small bowl of pasta my mother left for me. I realise im famished and start to dig in. By the time i finish i heard the calling bell sound. Finally,steve is here. I rush to the main door and open it wide. The first thing i notice is my dream bike smashed. The head light is hanging from the doom of the bike and there are scratches and patches all over it. I get angry at steve for smashing my dream bike. Only then i notice my friend standing in the threshold of my house with wounds all over him. There is blood running all over his body. All air leaves my body."Man, what the hell happened to you" i scream.He stays awfully quiet.He slowly responds"i met with an accident on my way here". I say "oh shit,come on in..i think i have some first aid for you in the house ".... i lock the door and take him in. I say "The first aid is upstairs can you climb up? i can pacth you up in the bathroom". He noded. I take him upstairs to the bathroom and retrieve a first aid kit.I notice steve to be awfully quiet that's really unlike him and also he has lost his freaky slang. I like my friend more when he has been in a accident. Suddenly we hear "girl my body don't lie , im outta my mind..". It is the rain over me song by pitbull which happens to be my ringtone in my phone. I left my phone in the living room charging. I tell steve that i have to get it. He nods again. I rush down the stairs and bolt into the living room. when i pickup my phone i find that the call is from steve's house. I yell "Hey steve there is a call from your house" there is no replay from steve. i call his name twice but he is not replaying. So i attend the phone before it gets disconnected. I hear the voice “This is steve’s mother”.i say” yes, Mrs.blueman, steve has jus....” before i could complete i am shocked by her weeping. I ask “what happened why are you crying Mrs.blueman?” she says ”steve just took off to your house and got hit by truck right before our house” she starts to pour down tears “steve is no more, come home tomorrow morning for the funeral” and the line goes dead...all the blood drains from my face.The whole world just stops around me. I feel a cold fear run down my spine. I take a peak at the key holder to find it empty with a photo of minnie similing scarcastically at me. I realise that i had taken the key along with me upstairs and kept it there when i took out the first aid kit. Fear rattles my cheek. I swallow the lump in my throat. Before i could think of what i am going to do,the lights start to flicker on and off... on and off and it goes out. As i stand in the picth dark i hear footsteps from the stairs........ THE END. -NEPHILIM
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