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my cat has been fucking playing me for weeks, playing me like a fucking harp. I feed my cat twice a day with prescribed diet food because she’s really fat and doesn’t know when she’s full so she never stops eating. usually when I come home from class she is all over me like the whore of babylon all over me putting on a pity party and trying to get me to sin and give her more food but no matter what I only feed her the amount of food for her prescribed diet. but after awhile i started noticing that she wasn’t loosing weight at all and was actually just getting fatter. so I called the vet pissed and i’m just like the fuck she’s still getting fat. so I switched her to another diet food and that still didn’t work and I was so confused and frustrated like what is wrong with this cat? so a couple weeks go by and I start noticing that I go through bags of food really fast like a week fast and I remembered how I thought that was so weird like I God honest could not figure out why the food disappeared so fast (my former naive and innocent mind) well y'all ready here’s the fucking climax - the other day my class was canceled and I come downstairs at like noonish and do you know what I see when I get down? I see my fucking cat sitting in the food bin. with my own two eyes I see her sitting in the fucking food bin. my spoiled ass cat has been eating like a fucking queen and living it the fuck up while I’m in class and then pretends like she’s hungry when I get home. and you know what’s the real kicker? when she leaves the lid gets knocked shut which is why i never caught onto her scam. she’s fucking been working the system and playing the food game right under my fucking nose like i want to scream and now I have to call the vet and the morning and explain to him how I, a well educated adult in college, got one-upped in intelligence by my fucking cat

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a modernized version of elona called Elin is available on steam by the way I don't know if it has chestbursters yet but I feel it is inevitable

it's also got a bit of colony builder in there with the roguelike

first note: lrb is from Elona, a japanese fantasy roguelike that got its claim to fame largely by being extremely bizzare; sometimes when you drink out of a well you drink water contaminated with alien eggs (as in like, the movie, alien), so the "pregnant" thing is actually getting chestburster-ed

second note: solving this problem is as simple as drinking acid to kill the chestburster before it explodes out of you

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hi. fuck ice. here is how you can help families affected by unlawful deportation

edit: and FUCK LAPD. here is how you can help bail out protestors who are in the trenches, facing mass arrests and putting their bodies on the line.

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first note: lrb is from Elona, a japanese fantasy roguelike that got its claim to fame largely by being extremely bizzare; sometimes when you drink out of a well you drink water contaminated with alien eggs (as in like, the movie, alien), so the "pregnant" thing is actually getting chestburster-ed

second note: solving this problem is as simple as drinking acid to kill the chestburster before it explodes out of you

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I gotta get the hell out of this dungeon

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Watching top 10 youtubers i used to watch as a child gives me deep nostalgia for when I was 7-10, a time in which my ideal man was a condescending turbo-nerd who was kinda rude to me.

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two pieces of kind of obscure baltoy merch i own. the mega bloks baltoy and the mighty beanz baltoy. i call them bloktoy and beantoy

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think that mosquito finally left my room

in here for two days biting the shit out of my legs

I have like 6 mosquito bites now

I Hope You Got What You Came For

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Top 4 krusielle all time past & future

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