a-simple-bacterium
a-simple-bacterium
Unoffical Bacteria Lover
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She/He/Milk/Nya | Talk to me about basophil.
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a-simple-bacterium · 2 days ago
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red blood cell girl bringing you oxygen on a cute little platter and then curtseying
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a-simple-bacterium · 7 days ago
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I've been thinking about doing an UTAU cover of the song "Mission! Ken Kou Dai Ichi" from the anime cells at work so I drew Tei and Teto as if they were white and red blood cells like from the anime.
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a-simple-bacterium · 22 days ago
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memory cell having the demeanour of some sort of mad prophet makes so much sense : imagine if your job was to remember The Horrors™ and your memory was bad so it's all in notes you mostly forgot about and buried memories ; I too would be plagued by the visions
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a-simple-bacterium · 22 days ago
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I'm watching Cells at Work and im pretty sure after this im gonna think about how all the cells works but in setting of house md patients
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a-simple-bacterium · 3 months ago
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Lomng
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I knew I had to do this soon as I saw @bazookaboi and their long cat meme, go check them out!
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a-simple-bacterium · 4 months ago
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a-simple-bacterium · 4 months ago
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hey its me your immune system. looks like we caught somethin here. try sneezing real fast see if that gets rid of it. yeah no dice, huh... alright lemme try filling your lungs with fluid. no yeah i do it all the time dont worry works like a charm. hmmm... still no good... alright well just hold tight here for a minute maybe it just needs time to start working. in the mean time ill go fire up the ol' neuron cooker n see if that helps
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a-simple-bacterium · 4 months ago
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Hey so what the fuck was up with that human from cells at work. Like I get it, this body is dealing with a pollen allergy, that’s fairly common. A scrape wound, that can happen at any time. Flu and common cold, everyone gets that. ok.
but then you get chapters on food poisoning? heat stress?? dengue??? fucking CANCER?!? who is this person and what fae god did they piss off to get cursed to have every single human ailment at some point in their life
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a-simple-bacterium · 5 months ago
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Musician cells paying a basophil to react to TikToks to they can get song ideas from the stuff he says
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a-simple-bacterium · 5 months ago
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Homelessness
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a-simple-bacterium · 5 months ago
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Never related to an image more in my life. Catboy basophil ready to blow himself up at a moment's notice
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a-simple-bacterium · 5 months ago
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watching cells at work as a joke and why the fuck is there doomed one sided cancer and neutrophil yaoi
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a-simple-bacterium · 5 months ago
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whoever's body this is that these cells live in
what the fuck is happening to this person that they sustain nearly every virus, cancer, and a goddamn head injury so severe they almost died of blood loss
jesus christ this person's body
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a-simple-bacterium · 5 months ago
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random cells at work hc: whatever music the host listens to gets broadcast to the cells via speakers around the body, so they can listen to music while working.
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a-simple-bacterium · 6 months ago
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Homelessness
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a-simple-bacterium · 6 months ago
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FOODBORNE ILLNESS FOODBORNE ILLNESS FOODBORNE ILLNESS!!!!! <- has taken thé servsafe course 3 times in a year
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a-simple-bacterium · 6 months ago
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They don’t know there’s two types of Salmonella
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