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Ok everyone let’s think beautiful thoughts about masculine women today.

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The largest mass shooting in American history was a hate crime against gay people. Don’t ever forget that.

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a collection of mine

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thinking about the time my instacart shopper got Cask of Amontillado’ed

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The little spiders who crawl through the ventricles of my heart will not cease their scampering until I have learned how to flash kick someone in the chin like Guile StreetFighter

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The fans of the Stranger may be more numerous but I do believe the followers of the Muppet joker are stronger. Like that scene in 300 where the two armies are meeting up at the pass or whatever before the fight and Muppet Joker starts calling to the much larger Strange army and asking what they do for a living and they give a variety of different answers and then Muppet Joker yells to his own army and asks them what is their profession and then they all shout in unison whilst beating their spears on the ground "MUPPET GOONERS!!! MUPPET GOONERS!!! MUPPET GOONERS!!!"

WHO WILL WIN

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Zac and Lisa's were definitely more coherent and musically palatable, though I would argue Ally is the person who delivers the most scathing critique of Sam Reich in that challenge

Nothing will be funnier to me then Antonio the beatboxer expertly beatboxing while Ally stands there and then eventually after an extended intro drops “cat and the hat” then tries to flee when confronted

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queen of the skate park (i dont skate lol)

📸 @grrlpet

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normal foot stuff going on over at dropout

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I know it’s not hard to point out reactionaries hypocrisy when it comes to like safe spaces or hug boxes or whatever but genuinely how much of an echo chamber do you have to exist in for you to think this is a reasonable thing to say

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i feel these needed to be compiled. feel free to add more genre related posts in the notes if you want

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i feel these needed to be compiled. feel free to add more genre related posts in the notes if you want

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>random guy in shit tier iron armor shows up one day saying a dragon is burning down a city >don’t know why the guards let him in >figure I can throw another body at my court wizard so I shuffle him over >Comes back with arrows sticking out of his body and holding the tablet out for my court wizard like its nothing >Hear reports someone killed literally every bandit, rat, wolf, and rabbit between here and the spot he was sent >I now need to get this pain immune lunatic murderer out of my city. >Dragon shows up >Ohthankthegods >Send the guy out on a suicide mission to kill a dragon >End of my worries >He comes back, apparently having killed the dragon and eaten its soul >According to reports just stood there and let the dragon burn him while chugging addictive and dangerous health potions he made himself. >Now standing in front of me eating an entire bushel of apples, two loaves of bread, and an entire side of beef while everyone looks on in horror and disgust >Need to get him away from my children as fast as possible >Tell him he needs to climb the tallest mountain in Skyrim and stay with the Graybeards >He leaves without a word >Hopefully thats the last I’ll see of him.

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*opens the oven after preheating to 400*

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Today I'm experimenting with being both a cowboy and a caveman simultaneously. More at 11

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YEEEAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! PUBBLE TIME BABYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY