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“Keep me,” Sauron nodded readily, looking now less like a feared dark lord and more like a Maia ready to serve and please.

“Complain that you’re cold again and I’ll make sure you feel heated.”

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“Is that a threat, or a promise?” he muttered, rubbing his own arms for good measure.

“I feel really, horribly cold.”

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“We have been hugging a lot, yes,” he admitted innocently. Sauron clung to Fëanor, secretly very pleased and all but purring.

“Complain that you’re cold again and I’ll make sure you feel heated.”

- Sauron @a-song-of-treachery

“Is that a threat, or a promise?” he muttered, rubbing his own arms for good measure.

“I feel really, horribly cold.”

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Vintage 18k Yellow Gold Garnet Cluster Cocktail Ring

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The reason I dislike these fuck marry kill games is that they erroneously imply that I won’t fuck who I marry and that I certainly won’t fuck who I kill.

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Smirking, Sauron circled him gracefully and stopped behind him. He stepped closer and enveloped the Noldo into a firm, threatening hug. The Maia’s body was warm, warmer than an elf’s.

“Hm. You’re a lot bigger than your grandson.”

“Complain that you’re cold again and I’ll make sure you feel heated.”

- Sauron @a-song-of-treachery

“Is that a threat, or a promise?” he muttered, rubbing his own arms for good measure.

“I feel really, horribly cold.”

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Celebrimbor immediately made me trim my nails because “uwuu they hurt my aaaaaass” 👿💅🏻✂️🍑

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Care for some Sauron?

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*gasps slightly at the touch* For instance, a handsome Noldo having his hot skilled hand under my shirt? *strokes Fëanaro’s hip with his fingertips in response*

"Atya, since you don't want to adopt Lord Manwe, would you want to adopt Lord Mairon? He is a redhead like Ambarussa and Maitimo."

“....SON! I...your choices of adopted ainur are only getting worse!! You know what, adopt Lord Manwe if you like! Why not! But please, step away from the dark lord!”

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Normally, I can control this, Fëanaro, but sometimes excitement makes me heat up absent-mindedly.

"Atya, since you don't want to adopt Lord Manwe, would you want to adopt Lord Mairon? He is a redhead like Ambarussa and Maitimo."

“....SON! I...your choices of adopted ainur are only getting worse!! You know what, adopt Lord Manwe if you like! Why not! But please, step away from the dark lord!”

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I’m your little fireplace! *nods eagerly, eyes glowing* Touch me?

"Atya, since you don't want to adopt Lord Manwe, would you want to adopt Lord Mairon? He is a redhead like Ambarussa and Maitimo."

“....SON! I...your choices of adopted ainur are only getting worse!! You know what, adopt Lord Manwe if you like! Why not! But please, step away from the dark lord!”

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I’m here for you, Fëanaro. I will keep you so warm... *comes closer* Feel how warm I am?

"Atya, since you don't want to adopt Lord Manwe, would you want to adopt Lord Mairon? He is a redhead like Ambarussa and Maitimo."

“....SON! I...your choices of adopted ainur are only getting worse!! You know what, adopt Lord Manwe if you like! Why not! But please, step away from the dark lord!”

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*falls to his knees* Yes, my lord... always at your service...

Oh my, I just want to get laid, where are all the prisoners when I need them??

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HOLY FUCK CAN YOU DUMB ELVES/MAIAR/WHATEVER LET ME SUCK MY MAN’S COCK IN PEACE???

Oh my, I just want to get laid, where are all the prisoners when I need them??

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Haha, of course! Would you like me on my knees? I want to show how much I love you...

Oh my, I just want to get laid, where are all the prisoners when I need them??

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@ask-morgothbauglir my lord, let’s continue ❤️✨

Oh my, I just want to get laid, where are all the prisoners when I need them??

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@brother-of-arien what is wrong with you? I am trying to spend time with my partner! Fuck off!

Oh my, I just want to get laid, where are all the prisoners when I need them??

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Of course, my lord, I’ll do anything you want! I will... I will attend yours, if you permit... *shakes in excitement*

Oh my, I just want to get laid, where are all the prisoners when I need them??