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an english major, an art major, and a film major walk into a bar

they all get ridiculed for pursuing what they love

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at an orchestra concert where people don't know concert etiquette

orchestra: *finishes movement*

me: hoe don't do it

audience: *claps*

me: oh my god

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When you miss your cue

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when you’re listening to a fugue and you hear the subject come back in the tonic at the end

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remember when we were all young and thought classical music was boring but now we’re musicians and it’s become like 95% of our jam

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“if you’re so stressed out from school why don’t you just study more or take fewer classes??”

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Fabulous, in the least likely of situations

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The instruments during rehearsal

Flutes: KNOW the director can see them texting. Don't care.

Clarinets: trying to figure out how many sixteenth notes per phrase they can get away with NOT playing before the director notices

Oboes: sharing discouraged looks as they constantly fail to be in tune with each other

Piccolo: hyperventilating

Bassoons: "we represent sin/death/the devil. Fuck with us."

Bass clarinet: has actually dropped his instrument twice and has the wrong piece of music out on the stand.

Trumpets: playing so loud that everyone in front of them is going deaf. Complaining that the percussion is so loud they are deaf.

Saxophones: are talking audibly. Have switched shoes with each other. Have switched horns and music too. The director still hasn't noticed.

French horns: are quiet until one of them makes a pun. The director hears laughter and instantly scolds them for talking.

Trombones: only one of them has a pencil, and he has to get up and sharpen it during rehearsal.

Baritone: probably has head phones in. No one really knows.

Tuba: "I can play everything down the octave. I bet I can hold this pedal tone for 11 measures without the director noticing"

Percussion: "my part says to play cymbal and triangle but I'm only gonna play one of them."

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i cant wait to wear only underwear around the house with the person i love

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#tune down for what

Album covers done right

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