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companies make billions from you thinking you're ugly btw. only ugly thing is their bottom line. log out of tiktok right now.
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and everybody laughed
if the penguins of madagascar were gay they would be called the pengays of madagascar
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if the penguins of madagascar were gay they would be called the pengays of madagascar
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at the end of it all i always just end up back in the car with my parents
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hope your days get softer from here on out. hope the hurt lessens and the dark turns to light. you deserve gentleness and good love. I hope it finds you soon.
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people think writers make good English teachers but the opposite is true. sixth grader asks why she can’t start a sentence with “and” and im like idk girlie grammar is a construct and language is a fluid gelatinous animal. people used to write “thou” and they were being totally unironic about it. start your sentences with an exclamation point for all i care. a+
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> read library book
> it's good
Thank you library
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they're called happy trail, love handles, beauty marks for a reason. everyone shut the fuck up!!
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when i look up a knitting term, the last thing I want is an ai overview. I want a 60+ year old woman with no understanding of lighting or helpful camera angles who still manages to give the most concise and clear explanation of how to execute purl 2tog through the backloop. ai summary fuck off, where is phyllis?
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hard to be whimsical when you have a viral bacteria infection
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"After the ecstasy, the laundry." —Jack Kornfield
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