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I think I might be afraid of gnomes

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My name is Ice Spice

You pay duh Ice Price

The Serengeti to my Pumba

Imma poom on ya *airy fart sound effects*

[Upon the word "poom" Ice Spice turns her back to the camera and shakes her ass all while keeping empty eye contact and a blank face.]

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IM SO SORRY BUT ROMANCE LOOKS LIKE PLASTIQUE

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I am white. Why am I so confused by white things? I couldn’t tell the difference between Jason Sudeikis and Paul Rudd til I was like 16 and in the same way I still get them confused I still get biscuits and gravy and chicken and dumplings confused. Now I’m wonder though which of them equates to which.

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My beige flag is when I see a celebrity with duck or bubble nails in immediately lose respect for them. Idk why. They’re just awful.

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wtf timeline is this? We lost Ozzy and the Burger King Foot Lettuce guy in the same week. Are you fucking serious.

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Ok so Trump was born after Hitler died and idk I think Hitler reincarnated into Trump to finish what he started or try again. Like they are exactly the same except Trump is gonna die of natural causes cuz the guy is like two steps away from Mitch McConnell levels of decay. Walking corpses. He’ll do worse damage than Hitler though. Mostly through Israel by funding multiple genocides and also just his general evil. America is just synonymous with evil.

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My inner monologue is so fucking funny why can’t I broadcast my thoughts like a Twitch stream. I’m too autistic to be funny verbally.

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Side boob > cleavage

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Every successful K-pop BG needs at least one little gay boi. For GGs it’s just all the members are gay except the one straight one that holds the group together.

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CARAMEL SKIN HONEY BLONDE HAIR AND A SMOKEY EYE 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️

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It absolutely destroys me that former US presidents, considered by the world to be some of the most vile people to ever walk the earth, who have committed countless war crimes, destroyed entire cultures, toppled nations, sit down in front of cameras and defend our Constitution, criticize Trump for his utter lack of empathy and decorum, and overall denounce him as the scum of the earth that he is, because that is truly how far below them he is. He is evil from depths below hell itself. Obama, a man that has dropped more bombs than any world leader in history (a record that Trump is not far from breaking), hates him. Bush, the man who started a war for reelection, hates him. Clinton, who repealed the Glass-Steagall Act and was nearly impeached, hates him. When the original evil hates the new, that should tell you all you need to know about the current administration.

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I live for the moments when I can unplug my phone from the charger and don’t have to hold it weird to keep the charging from bending at that one fucking spot that always breaks it.

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“Alligator Alcatraz” is gonna end up being a complete fucking joke because they’re depending on gators and pythons to stop escapees. As a Floridian I have walked past both of those creatures and they were completely unfazed. The only time they would attack a human is if they are provoked. That means outright attacking them or treading near or on their nests. Im pretty sure more ICE agents are gonna be fucked up by gators than detainees. Hilarious display of ignorance and lack of education. Anyone who has actually been near a gator or a python or been in the Everglades knows it’s all basically harmless so long as you’re mindful. There are people who walked across through the Everglades barefoot. Who swim through swamps and hunt invasive species for fun. A detention camp in the middle is just going to upset the balance and anyone and anything living there is going to take revenge but not on the victims but on the perpetrators. Nature always wins. Especially in Florida.

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