'Ello, the name's Wyoming. I'm not going to say much, I'm afraid, because talk is cheap. Unless it's talking to me. That's 5 pounds per minute. (( This is an RP for Agent Wyoming of the Freelancer Program from Red vs Blue. Set at any time period. I'm willing to do basically any pairing within reason (no Caboose x Wyoming or anything like that xD) My main account is http://ausphantom.tumblr.com ))
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Maine and Wyoming decide at a glance not to give York’s suggestions the time of day
Based on a request by anneapocalypse (updated)
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List of Drabble Prompts
Scream: My character has caused yours to scream out for some reason
Graveyard: My character will visit your characters grave
Spectre: My character will be visited by your character’s ghost or vice versa
Dream: My character will have a dream about your character
Nightmare: One of our characters will have a nightmare.
Busted: Your character will catch mine doing something they shouldn’t.
Break Me: I will write an angsty drabble about our characters.
Comfort Me: I’ll write a drabble about my character comforting yours- vise versa.
Drink Me: I will write a drabble about my character taking shots with yours.
Dominate Me: I’ll write a drabble about my character dominating yours. Or vise versa.
Embarrass Me: I’ll write a drabble about my character saying or doing something embarrassing to himself or to your character.
Haunt Me: I’ll write a drabble about my character watching over yours [as a ghost, watching from a distance, or otherwise, feel free to specify.]
Hunt with me: I’ll write a drabble about your character and mine on a hunt together.
Join Me: I’ll write a drabble about my character giving your character an offer
Kill Me: I’ll write a drabble about my character killing yours.
Nurse Me: I’ll write a drabble about my character healing yours.
Raise Me: I’ll write a drabble about my character resurrecting yours. Vise versa.
Surprise Me: I’ll write a drabble about my character surprising yours. Vise versa.
Save Me: I’ll write a drabble about my character saving yours or vise versa.
Shoot Me: I’ll write a drabble about my character shooting yours or vise versa.
Torture Me: I’ll write a drabble about your character torturing mine or vise versa.
Take me: My muse will kidnap your muse.
Deny Me: my character will either deny your character’s advances or deny them a ’ happy ending’
Lick Me: my character will lick yours in any specified place or manner.
Suck Me: my character will suck on any body part of your character
Tease Me: my character will tease yours, whether in a friendly or a sexual manner
Bite Me: my character will bite yours on any part of their body
Blindfold Me: my character will blindfold yours in order to have their fun
Meet Me: My character is meeting yours either for the first time or just causally.
Slap me: my character will slap yours. In the sexual manner, or of anger. specify.
Call Me: My character will call your character for whatever reason.
Hug Me: My character will hug yours. Either by surprise or for a specific reason.
Give Me: my character will give yours a gift
Sleep: My character needs to stay at your character’s house for the night, or vise versa. Specify.
Drink: My character will call, text, or show up at your character’s house drunk. Specify which of the three.
Heal: My character will tend to your character’s wounds, or be at their side when they’re sick.
Protect: My character keeps yours safe from harm.
Kiss: My character kisses yours, or vise versa. Specify.
Dream: My character wakes up in the middle of the night because of a dream with your character in it.
Revenge: My character will get revenge on yours.
Jealousy: My character gets jealous over yours.
Hallucinations: My character will have hallucinations about your character.
Candle: Our characters spending time together by candle light.
Gift: My character gives your character something special. Or vise versa. Specify.
Spell: I’ll write my character putting a spell on yours. Or being under a spell/curse.
Song: My charcter singing a song to yours, or vice versa.
Gloves: How my character deals with news from yours, Specify
Snow: Our characters in the cold together.
Rain: I’ll write a fluffy drabble of our characters kissing in the rain.
Kill: I’ll write a angst drabble of my character violently killing yours.
Love: I’ll write a drabble of my character admitting they love yours.
Lust: I’ll write a drabble of our characters making love together.
Date: I’ll write a drabble of my character taking yours out on a date.
Defend: I’ll write a drabble of my character protecting yours.
Fight: I’ll write a drabble of my character fighting with/against yours.
Trick: Your character and mine being sneaky together
Treat: Your character and mine being sweet to one another
Costume: Your character or mine, dressing up for the other
Stars: Our characters under the stars together
Snow: Our characters in the cold together
Scarf: Your character or Mine borrowing/stealing clothes from the other
Hot Cocoa: Our characters enjoying a hot moment together.
Candles: Our characters enjoying a moment by candlelight
Gift: Your character or mine, surprising the other with a present
Bows: Your character or mine, dressing/undressing the other
Peppermint: Your character or mine, sharing a sweet secret with the other.
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Reblog if you do crossover RPs.
((Are you kidding me? That’s my most favorite thing ever! Yes! Come to mama!))
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Hey there, buddy! I've been gone awhile since you killed me, did you miss me?
"Absolutely. We always did have such a jolly-good time. Not to mention you’re probably the most likable of the bunch. Sadly, business is business. You understand, right?" He asked, giving a charming smile.
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i got 99 problems and being attractive could solve at least 30 of them
My attractiveness did solve 30 of my problems, so all that's left is 69. *eyebrow waggle complimented by matching mustache motion*
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Yooo (OOC)
((I just wanted to say that I'm sorry for being so lazy about the RPs. I'm gonna try to be more active. If I start slacking again, yell at my main account))
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If you're a Canon character (or another OC) who does not discriminate against OC's, reblog this.
Need more open-minded people to follow/play with.
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OUR LOVE IS LOUDER THAN YOUR HATE
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*I came out of inactivity because you need to stop.*
Did you literally just compare getting punched to people /dying/?
Who you prefer to love isn't something people choose or do to get attention! Being 'special needs' is something you're typically born with!
You say it's their fault for being the way they are? That is one of the dumbest things I've ever read. That's like "You have brown hair? IT'S YOUR FAULT FOR HAVING BROWN FOLLICLES COME OUT OF YOUR HEAD! HOW DARE YOU BE BORN THAT WAY!"
Of course, this is all operating under the assumption that you actually believe this idiocy and aren't just some attention-seeking troll.
I got bullied and punched. And here you have people fucking over reacting about words being slapped onto a keyboard and ending their lives like a bunch of Mary sues. Cutting or killing yourself over “hate” is a way pussies deal with the minor problems. Its something that’s wrong with you to get...
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"Only if you want to start a fight you'll lose," Wyoming challenged.
a-timely-gentleman replied to your post: “On a side note, I fucking hate it when people…
” ‘Sup, Allison?”
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"Hey Wyoming, is your helmet mustache as bad as helmet hair? Because that sounds both hilarious, and fucking terrifying."
"Hey Church, is your goatee as abominable as your 'father's'?" Wyoming retorted. "'Cause if it is, I'm actually kinda sorry for you."
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what would you do if someone shaved off your mustache?
"Oh, you know. Knock a few of their teeth out, something like that," he replied snarkily.
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Personality Swap with Agent South Dakota for 12 hours. Let's see you try to be a gentleman now!
He glared at the anon. "You asshole."
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Oh, you bugger.
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M!As
Deadly Insomniac: Your muse is unable to sleep for a specified amount of time regardless of how many attempts they make, becoming extremely tired, weak and dangerously volatile.
Childlike Innocence: Muse is mysteriously transformed into their small childhood form for a specified amount of time, accompanied with all the usual juvenile behaviours.
Personality Swap: Muse's usual personality is suddenly switched with another's for a specified amount of time, causing them to act like that person perfectly. Anon decides who.
Cross-dresser: Muse becomes a cross dresser for a specified amount of time, dressing up as the opposite sex.
Animal Suits!: Anon chooses an animal Muse must dress up as for a specified amount of time, imitating it's behaviour and characteristic traits.
Charmingly Flirtatious: Muse becomes a dazzling romantic for a specified amount of time, flirting with everyone regardless of gender, current relationship or sexual preferences.
Deliriously Drunk: Muse becomes excessively drunk for a specified amount of time, acting oddly and hallucinating occasionally. Muse may react to drunkenness however they please.
Shape Shifter: Anon decides what form Muse changes into, whether it be an animal, person, or even an object.
Player: Muse attempts to get in bed with everyone for a specified amount of time.
Lost: Muse becomes hopelessly lost, loosing all sense of direction they previously had.
Sex Change: Muse turns into the opposite sex for a specified amount of time.
Habitually Violent: Muse becomes extremely violent and will attempt to pick fights with anyone they talk to.
Leather Panties and Stockings: Muse is forced to dress up in a very sexual manner for a specified amount of time, becoming extremely horny as a result.
Crossover: Muse becomes part of another fandom for a specified amount of time. Anon decides what.
Sweet Lips: Muse will give a kiss to anyone who utters the words 'sweet lips'. Can be via ask, replies or rebloging.
Docilely Submissive: Muse becomes an adorable little uke for a specified amount of time, as obedient as a dog and as playful as a kitten. Anon may choose who for.
Aggressively Dominant: Muse becomes a sadistic seme for a specified amount of time. Anon may choose who for.
Amnesia: Muse forgets everything about themselves, from their name to what they ate for breakfast.
OOC: Muse becomes seriously out of character for a specified amount of time.
Delusions of Grandeur: Muse starts to believe they are better than everyone, becomes the most important person in their universe and has a false sense of confidence, bragging about everything.
Of Love and Stuffing: Muse starts carrying around a plushy, becoming extremely attached to it. Anon may specify what, or else it is Muse's most loved person, thing, or animal.
Musical muse: Muse has the urge to sing, 24/7 for anon specifies.
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Wyoming bolted into the room, gave Tex's nose a tap, then dashed out affably, mustache whistling in the wind.
“Next person to touch my face gets a grenade shoved down their fucking throat.”
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Lots of villages in the UK have turned red telephone boxes into mini libraries, just take a book and leave one behind.

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