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psychic: you’re going to die in a car accident sometime soo-
me: *is sprinting to the parking lot*
psychic: uh…..don’t you wanna finish the session?
me:

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he looks like he smells



So um, let me get it straight - it is absolutely fine for white people to dress up as Native Americans, Egyptians, Geishas or do Black face for Halloween, but Santa can’t be Black? No, this is not how it works. “But Real Santa is white!” Santa Claus is a fictional character, he DOESN’T even exist! Now do me a favor and sit cho asses down, that grandpa is as adorable as one can be.
#BlackSanta
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When you get dragged so hard you just go ahead and drag yourself too
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job application: describe your most recent leadership role
me: sometimes at crosswalks i'm the first one to start jaywalking and everyone follows me
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