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I like to fuck around and waste time for at least ~6-10 hours per day, and let me tell you, that really puts some pressure on your schedule. you have no idea how busy I am

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Nintendo rn:

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I love them

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so that direct huh

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you’re very special to me *gives you this*

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apparently vic’s vapor rub goes exitinct ? i’ve been using the same vapor rub for years and apparenlty it went bad in the 2010s ..

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AND YET A TRACE OF THE TRUE SELF EXISTS IN THE FALSE SELF

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all of us vaccinated people communicate directly to each other via brain chip technology and we all talk about how sexy we are

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Scientists tagging birds with colored bands and accidentally making the tagged birds more appealing to mates is so funny. Imagine being abducted by aliens and they give you a gucci belt

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standing up too quickly gives me temporary access to shrimp colours

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11:05 AM time for impromptu isopod

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wrap it up covid I wanna be in an interactive science museum

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do you know what i think would be a fun job? author for very little kids. yes i will write about bears sharing a home together and becoming friends with the trees. maybe they make a delicious soup. there's an illustration of a sunset that takes up two pages. the babies read it and believe life is a good thing

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ghibli movies said youre gonna be really confused for 1hr 30mins but it’ll be breathtaking so you wont even be mad about it

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“we’ll figure it out together” is my love language

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pro tip if you start saying hewwo as a joke it will eventually come to be your standard greeting for all loved ones 

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