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So I found this brand called Verillas and I’m both really glad and totally agonized that it exists. Time to start saving up.
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too hot for ugly people too ugly for hot people
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breaking news: obama is not real. obama is a fiction of our imaginations. this country is being run by our imaginary friend, barack obama
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and nothing to confess x
i really like this drawing, i think id like to maybe make it into a print
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A list of A+ insults
if u R ever in an argument use these insults and u will make the other person cry bc there R so good
half eaten sandwich
useless fungal infection
literal turd burger
Netflix® buffer
2003 fergie
5th president James Monroe
half chewed pencil
The Commonwealth of Pennsylvania
absolute white crayon
quiet meme thief
TI-84 plus Silver Edition™ Calculator by Texas Instruments®
diarrhea apocalypse
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This is one of those things that, against knowledge and logic, I have always felt to be true.
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This is the most unexpected ad for lube that you will ever watch
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i am a new super hero, call me cup on my head man guy!
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This sentence pretty much sums up the entire show
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