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Scared? Bite someone
Tryna express affection? Bite someone
Angry? Bite someone
Having sex? Bite someone
Bored? Bite someone
Bothering your siblings/friends? Bite someo-
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submitted by @hands-off-my-macaroni
#reasonable: being cautious or anxious around horses due to their weight and ability to fuck you up in the same way you might a cow a pig etc#unreasonable and stupid: horses bodies are weird to me and I'm gonna trash and hate on them based on my (shitty) idea of what an animal#should look like and how it should function
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little frisk also because i realized ive never drawn them
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You want to see what happens so bad? Watch what happens when I cast a spell I don't know!
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A cis woman tells me that maybe she should transition to gain male privilege as I'm recovering from getting beaten up in the men's bathrooms.
I tell her to be my guest and give me a call when she gets her jaw broken, I always carry a first aid kit and a pepper spray.
She calls me a misogynistic asshole.
A cis man tells me that he'd sure love some T.
Gave him my prescription and best of luck with the constant shortages and getting denied.
He calls me a pussy.
I'm fighting for my life and reproductive rights. I get told to get off women's fights, that it's not about me, like I shed my womb after my first T shot.
I search for support groups for SA victims, and I'm stuck in the same “women/NBs only”. Still shooting my shot, send an application. I introduce myself. Never get a call back.
I go to a trans night. Say I go by he/him. Get told back “yeah, that's how we all start !” by a trans woman. I'm too exhausted, I get up and I leave.
I hang out with my friends, one of them drunkenly says masculinity is a prison we must learn to escape. She gets rows of applause. Back to drinking alone.
Yes I could explain it. But who'd you rather be ? A delusional girl or a man made threat ?Or it could be better, I could just not exist ! And we'd bleach my corpse and I'd become a casualty. Not an F, ot an M, a W for Wound and for Wrong.
I put a candle on a single cupcake, 2 years on HRT. I blow it in the dark. Curtains closed like casket.
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putting effort into things for the people who are importsnt to you: i love you i love you i love you i love you i love you i love you
After they leave/once you're alone again: you assholes you assholes you assholes you assholes you hate me you hate me you hate me you hate me you hate me you hate me you hate me you hate me
#i dotn think this is how it's supposed to be like#idk man I'm going through it#just hosted my friends from band for three days straight#one of them couldn't shut up about the dog hair and couldn't get things done on time#they get done here and i get back to my online friends who i haven't been able to talk to for days#and i make sure to schedule the rest of my day around being able to be there and hang out with them#and... nothing. no responses#so today i go to see a movie with my dad#then while i was with him i went to try to get mtg cards for my mom#i get home and have him pull around the side so i can grab his cinnamon rolls that i got for him when i was with the band friends#and now my mom is mad at me because she had to see him#she tells me to help her with her headlights. i ask for clarification on what she's asking#she tells me to forget it#she asks if I'm going with her to her friends house who i hate#i ask for more details about what to expect#she tells me nevermind we're not going#so naturally I'm pissed#like... bitch all I'm doing is asking questions you don't need to be doing all this bs#anyways. guess that's about how many people i can rely on ig#i miss my dad#i miss my dad so much#i wish he didn't live in a hoarder house i want to live with him i miss him so bad#he actually loves me he's just shit at showing it#my mom keeps treating me like I'm the biggest inconvenience of her life#i wish i didn't invite the one kid he ruined the whole thing for me#i wish my online friends could respond or at least see the effort I'm putting in to make sure I'm online for them#i know they're bad for my mental health but i do love them#i know this is all my fault but I'm trying so so damn hard#i hate summer
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bro thought he was safe from the headcanon beam WRONG
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someone in the UK threw eggs at Charles and was arrested and has been banned from openly carrying eggs in public and has since been sent death threats but their statement on the matter was so fucking good

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You know what really fucking Annoys Me about internet censorship is stuff like swear words being heavily censored because that's entirely an American cultural hangup being forced on the rest of us. I don't know a single country where swearing is as taboo as it is in America. In fact most languages have swear words that would have the same effect on an American as giving a Victorian chimney sweep a pepsi max cherry.
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