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why is the flavor text for the final fantasy mtg set so weird and bad

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Realising no art i make is ever gonna top butt dyke house........ this is my legacy......

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there's definitely a joke in there about topping butt duke house

Realising no art i make is ever gonna top butt dyke house........ this is my legacy......

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One time took an uber the guy told me he once drove two old long haired bearded enrobed cloaked men into a church and one was calling the othe Ancient Master

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Holy ground

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hey uh can we get the sting pain scale redone by a guy who's not clearly into it. for the sake of accuracy

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they added environmental storytelling to marvel rivals

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not allowed to say Harry Potter, but what was your book series obsession as a teen

mine was definitely Eragon

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I think

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Rat from Pathologic Classic HD on a Transgender flag background

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What's your skin care regime? Or if you prefer, your skin care tyranny?

this is always a funny question to answer because people get mad at me over it. I just use soap and water, I don't wear much makeup, and I use lotion after I take a bath, which I do in the morning and in the evening

a few times I've thought "my skin is pretty good, but I wonder if taking skincare more seriously would make it excellent?" and then the skincare made it fussier and worse, so I just fell back into my "don't fuck with it too much and trust in the plan" method

my skincare libertarianism

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tbh it's kinda funny when a lesbian helps a trans girl transition like yeah you would want that to happen wouldn't you

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imagine a goat with a hat

STOP-

what hat did you give the goat what is the instinctual hat you gave to this goat

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This post is for ladies only. If you are a guy, GET out of here.

I bestow upon you this dagger. It is an ancient dagger. Use it wisely.

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one of the funniest things I see people say about "standard english" btw is californians who are like "yeah basically all american english speakers speak the same way so it makes sense to call that 'standard american english'" because you know they only perceive it that way because californian english has like every single vowel merger simultaneously so they can't tell the difference between other american english varieties. they're fish who don't know they're wet

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Ants are a form of thing, known for travelling in cliques. They are small in size, unknown in color, and bashful in temperament. Every ant has two appendages they use to hurt other beings, and four appendages for other activities. Scientists have discovered many types of ants; gay, Protestant, electric, and chill. Their wealth is considered low.