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Finally…

FINALLY Tots sent me at least one of the photos he took 😭🙏. Apparently he is very keen on me showing only his finest work~

Which… for this especially… I can’t complain about it. Not one bit. Both versions are just so dreamy~. ‘Really does capture the entire day just… perfectly.

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👋☺️ Guess who’s back!

Just for a quick minute though! We have something to show y’all 😈😈😈😈

It’ll be posted here sooner or later (probably sooner), so stay tuned for a sec!

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Ah-! Finally! Damn phone died last night 😭.

We uh… we may or may not’ve gotten lost on our way back from the bar. How? I… I genuinely don’t know. Places look a lot different when they’re dark. Took a lotta flashlight settings and GPS’s to get back to the hotel… but we got there-

ANYWAAYYS- We’re on the plane back to Japan NEJRMDKD. I would’ve said something earlier but… ya know… stupid damn battery-

God, what a week. It still feels unreal that ANY of it happened; hell, that any of the past few months happened. I wouldn’t change a single thing about it though, not at all.

I’m not 100% sure what’s gonna happen to this blog now that the wedding’s over. It’ll probably go into dormancy for a bit tbh. I’ll definitely post on here once it’s the anniversary though! Maybe one of us will suddenly remember a tidbit from the wedding we didn’t post and just post it randomly too, who knows... OH- Wait!!! I still have to post the wedding photos too, don’t I?! Totty still hasn’t sent them to me smh; as soon as I get my hands on them I’ll post them. (well, I still wanna do a bit of editing to them too, but-)

Either way, I can not thank all of y’all enough for celebrating this entire process with us. Its been an honor, it truly has. I hope its been as entertaining for y’all as it has been for us.

Until next time, this has been… eh, Freedom or Liberty; take your pick I suppose, haha!

Or, nonono! I’ve got a better one!

This has been Mrs. Matsuno, actually, thank you very much~! I’ll see y’all next time.

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Well! If anyone would like to join us, the brothers and I are gonna be heading out to a bar here sometime soon-! There’s this cute lil one near the hotel and we figured that we’d have a final celebration before we left France, so~

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Oh yeah! We’re leaving France tomorrow too! That’s probably an important update ANDINDKD

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✨Oh Liberty… my precious Liberty…✨

✨Ever since she started wearing her ring, she’s been so careful not to lose it. She only takes it off when she has to, and whenever it’s off, she either puts it in her pocket or in a special little box. That alone is incredibly sweet.✨

✨But she also forgets where she puts it really easily, and when she does she has these quick moments of panic. She has to do what she calls a “ring check”, which is her saying “ring check” as she pats herself down and looks around the room. And then she always looks so relieved when she finds it.✨

✨Ah… it’s… it’s too cute!!✨

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AH-!

You know what? I got so wrapped up in everything that I completely forgot to tell y’all about something kinda, idk, cute/funny that happened during the reception.

Kara and I were taking a look at all the wedding gifts we got, and the amount of monetary ones we got- ho-ly HELL-! I was taken aback by it, but Karamatsu, oh he lost his damn mind BSJDNKD. Dude was straight-up ascending in his seat.

So here he is with money in his hands, his brain short-circuiting a bit. And he turns to me, staring at me, and he’s just like: “can we get married again?”.

Idk, every time I think about it I start cracking up- He’s such a dork 😭

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Well, it looks like the party’s just about wrapping up. What a BLAST though~!

As a reminder, we’ll all still be hanging out at Paris for a few days, until the 19th! So… go out and have fun!

I kinda wanna see if we can find a cool bar around here that we can hit up for a more casual kind of hang-out/party(?), but otherwise there’s not really anymore plans!

Thank you all again for attending. It’s been an honor to see all of you~ I hope its been as fun for y’all as it has been for us! Don’t be afraid to come and find us if ya need anything, or if ya just wanna chat!

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*the following is a transcript of a conversation held at the bride and groom’s table.*

Did… did you see the way that priest was looking at me?

Eh? Was he looking at you? I was too busy looking at him… and you! The both of ya, but not at the same time, I guess…

Yes… I think that might’ve been the same priest from last time.

HUH?!? Last time?!? From your wedding with…

Yes~

Noooooo fucking way-! Oh my god I was so sCARED ABOUT THAT! I knew he looked kinda familiar… kinda-

Ugh, god, I’m so glad nobody brought that up while we were filing the papers though. That scared me too!

Well, I guess it wasn’t that official-

It wasn’t? Oh thank GOD-

…Shiiiiiiiiit man, do you think that he thought y’all got like, divorced or something?

I-… That’d make sense.

…well now I’m kinda horrified-

Me too… me too…

…

God, he must’ve been so pissed then, haha!

…Eh, oh well! We’ve got bigger things to worry about, I guess!

Heh~ You could say that~

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So about that wedding, huh?☆

Things are starting to calm down (and by things that means Sleepy, since they absolutely sobbed their heart out at the wedding - "They love eachother so much!" is their excuse apparently), so how about a little party celebration!

I mean come on, it's Paris! You've gotta show off a bit, right~?☆

(Totty is absolutely elated to finally get out of the other suit-)

🥺🥺🥺💞💘💘💓💘💝💓💘💞, I’m so glad y’all are having a good time!!

But AH!!! LOOK AT Y’ALL!!! I just KNEW you three would come in with the most killer outfits ever!!! Y’all are so damn cute; we gotta throw a party just for y’all sometime, I swear-

*and please tell totty thanks for going with the dress code for a bit. well, thanks to all of y’all really!*

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*the following is a transcript from a conversation held at the bride and groom’s table.*

Oh… my… GOD THAT WAS SO SCARY!

EH?!?! You thought so too??

Hell yeah I did! I mean, it was the best moment of my life, but MAN it was so…. nervewracking?!?!

Right?! Ah, I didn’t look lame crying, did I? Did it at least look passionate~?

Pfft- Yes Kara, you looked very passionate and cool. Not that ya really have to TRY to do that, but…

Ha~ No need to flatter me~

I-… Kara we’re married now. My whole point is to flatter you!

Ah…

Haha! Don’t get all flustered now! You’re gonna have to deal with this sorta thing for the rest of your life, ya know!

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*the following is a transcription of a reception toast. 5 identical brothers walk in front of the bride and groom’s table. the announcer introduces them as Karamatsu’s groomsmen.*

Hey, I’m Osomatsu, the eldest brother. I’m Choromatsu, the third eldest. i’m ichimatsu, the fourth eldest. JYUSHIMATSU MATSUNO, NUMBER 5! And I’m Todomatsu, the youngest brother!

So we’ve known Karamatsu for a pretty long time-

Uh, of course we have, we’re his brothers.

Well that just proves my point, haha! So of course we saw all the times he failed to get a date-

probably because most of those times were when we all failed to get a date.

Geeze, what’s with all of you interrupting me already? Well because you’re already saying stupid stuff. We’re at a wedding Osomatsu, our brother’s wedding. Shouldn’t we be taking it a bit more seriously? Eh, but weddings are supposed to be fun too, you know!

*Todomatsu takes the mic*

I’m sorry about them, let me just take the mic here.

Like the rest of my brothers, Karamatsu struggled greatly with getting… well, anybody. He’d always pose at them and say some really painful line, and they’d just ignore him. So when I saw him and Freedom talk for the first time… and when I saw that she didn’t immediately die from cringe at his presence… I knew there was something special about those two-

And you weren’t happy about that either. You just wanted his money because it was a bet for him to talk to her.

Excuse me-

But we’re happy that they got together anyway, right?

*the brothers all pause for a second*

Yeah… yeah I guess so. The first time Freedom came to our house and asked for him, we all immediately thought that he somehow got a girlfriend behind our back. It’s not like that would’ve been the first time. Yeah… but the last one was… unpleasant. Basically, we were all ready to kick his ass. But when she said she was only there to drop something off for him, man were we confused. She was there to drop off some art that she promised to him during the bet… which wasn’t any better for us! Like, she made you something herself?? That’s practically dating already!! So we still beat him up, haha!

those two were always hanging out together. even before they started dating karamatsu wouldn’t stop talking about her. Pfft, yeah, and he was always trying to flirt with her too. But he got friendzoned so hard that she started doing it back to him purely platonically! Well… I wouldn’t be surprised if she fully meant them. True; despite how obvious Karamatsu made it that he liked her, she was still scared to confess to him. And now look at them! Karamatsu, I know you’re barely resisting kissing her. Just do it! You’re married now-!

OSOMATSU-!

Now those two somehow bring out the best and worst in each other. Right?!? Like, they’re obviously obsessed with each other. Karamatsu’s really brought out a lot of confidence in Freedom, and Freedom’s… made him less dependent, oddly enough. I don’t think I’ve ever seen them frown when they’re in the same room either, unless one of us was pissing them off. But then they’re also so cheesy. Freedom started dressing like him, and I almost had to disown her as a friend. And Karamatsu talks about her nonstop. Like, we know you’re hopelessly devoted to her, talk about something else! Well you’re one to talk Totty. Eh?! And YOU’RE one to talk, Choromatsu-! But hey, what a problem to have, right?

Wait, guys, we’ve been talking a lot. Maybe we should wrap it up soon. Eh, we’ll get there. Basically, the fact any of us got married is a miracle. But the fact Karamatsu got married before the rest of us?? INCREDIBLE!! CRAZY!! We STILL can’t get over it! But, they do make each other happy, you can’t deny that. So Freedom, thanks for taking our brother in. You probably don’t need us to tell you how much he loves you-

But take it from us, you might be the best thing that’s happened to him.

Well, “might’s” a bit of an understatement to say at a wedding, Osomatsu-

Well, to Freedom too… welcome to the family… it’s nice to have you here now. Oh yeah, huh! Wait, does this mean we have a sister now?? That’s crazy-!

Osomatsu, we need to wrap it up.

Okay, okay, yeesh.

Karamatsu… nice job! You officially scored a girl! Congrats! You’ve officially gone up the social ladder! …nice, Karamatsu. HOME RUN KARAMATSU! Heh… congratulations Karamatsu.

HE’S OFFICIALLY LEFT NEET STATUS! NEET NO MORE! HUZZAH TO KARAMATSU! HUZZAH!

But also…

*the five brothers walk behind the bride and groom’s table, standing behind Karamatsu. they wack the back of his head in sync.*

HOW DARE YOU GET MARRIED BEFORE US?!?

*the brothers start laughing as Karamatsu’s silent from shock. he eventually starts laughing along with them. the 5 brothers return to their own seats, and their toast concludes.*

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OH-

WELL WE FIGURED IT OUT BWAHABJFJ

HE SOMEHOW MANAGED TO BRING HIS ENTIRE ODEN STAND OVER HERE-! What the HELL man 😭😭

You know what? Good for him! I guess it works as a good back-up in case there’s peeps that don’t like the sorta food we had lined up. So why not!

I…

You know, I wasn’t going to question why Chibita brought such a huge suitcase with him for the trip.

But

He brought it to the wedding?? He has it with him right now.

The hell is he plotting over there? 🤔🤨

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I…

You know, I wasn’t going to question why Chibita brought such a huge suitcase with him for the trip.

But

He brought it to the wedding?? He has it with him right now.

The hell is he plotting over there? 🤔🤨

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Omg… Totty took sO MANY PHOTOS ANEKFJ / pos

See, we had a hired photographer, but Totty straight up shoved them aside and stole their job 😭. He was pretty dedicated though… I’m kinda impressed-

He’s also very keen that he can edit the photos to ✨perfection✨. I‘ll try to snatch some copies of the photos, maybe edit them myself so I can add my own spice to it, but we’ll see what happens.

Basically… if we don’t post wedding photos today I am so sorry NEKFKFK

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✨Freedom wanted me to write my vows on here. Heh, I guess I’ll go along~ Whatever she wants…✨

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✨Heh, my sweet Freedom, we both knew that we wouldn’t be able to escape this day~ The minute, no, the second we first locked eyes, the universe itself knew that we were meant to be. You were meant to be my precious honey, and I was meant to be your heart’s protector.✨

✨But even if it was our fate, our undeniable destiny, I’m still incredibly grateful it happened at all. Before you I was loveless, or rather, I handed out my love recklessly. I won’t lie to you, my heart’s belonged to many people, but it never lasted for long. I got used to the idea that I wouldn’t ever be with anybody, not truly. But then you came into my life… or maybe I came into yours. Either way, meeting you was a breath of fresh air. Your heart called out to me with such kindness and passion, I’ve never heard anything like it before! Part of me didn’t think I’d get lucky enough to be with you either, but the hopeless… no, hopeful romantic in me still wanted to try.✨

✨And this, what we had together and what we have now, was worth every attempt. Every gesture that got sabotaged by my brothers, every line that fell to oblivious ears… every time I made a fool out of myself… it was all worth it just to see you smile in my direction. And now, every day for the rest of our lives, I can see you smile at me. Heh, a sight more grand than the Eiffel Tower itself~!✨

✨Free-… Liberty, as your loving husband, I promise to always treasure you. I promise to care for you when you’re sick, and to care for you when you’re not. I promise to always make our romance feel like it just started, so that it always has the element of magic and surprise to it!✨

✨My love… I know that I’m not the best man… but I promise I’ll be my best for you, for as long as you let me. I love you, Liberty. I always have, and I always will. Thank you for loving me too…✨

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Alright, I guess here are my vows. I tried to write them exactly how I said them 👉👈

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Oh Kara… you sweet, lovable, angel of a man. There’s… so much I could say about you right now, so much I could say to you. But, if I were to say everything I wanted to say, we’d be here until our next anniversary. So I’ll try to keep this short and sweet… note, I’ll try.

Karamatsu, I’ve adored you since before I even met you. It was always a pleasure to watch your antics on the screen, and its been an honor to engage in them with you directly. You always were the star of the show, you know. Your endless passion, your soulful voice, your presence that demands attention; these are just a few of your traits that earned you the spotlight in my heart. And on this day, it’s officially guaranteed that your spotlight will never fade.

And it’s pretty often that I wonder, “what can I do to repay you for that?”, for the incredible influence you’ve had on me. Well, I suppose that’s why we’re here, isn’t it? So that you can hear all my promises for you?

Well, Karamatsu, I promise to single-handedly fuel your ego, whether it’s already boosted to the Heavens or if it needs a lil pick-me-up. I promise that no matter where I go or what realms I face, you’ll always be with me, either physically or in my heart. I promise to always care for you, to always cherish you, and to always provide you some peace from your brothers… some peace being the key phrase here. I don’t think we’ll ever be fully rid of them.

But most of all, I promise to love you. Not just your exaggerative flamboyant side, not just your grounded side, and not just your comedically goofy side. I promise to love all of you, because that’s exactly what I signed up for. As long as you’re Karamatsu Matsuno, I’ll always be your missus. The world may be your stage dear, but we can dominate it together, as husband and wife.

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Hi guys! The ceremony part’s officially over, which means I’ve snatched my phone back!

So we have the reception left for us now. I’m not sure how much of it I’ll blog, but we’ll see what happens! I can try to keep y’all at least somewhat updated, ya know?

Oh! And I guess Totty wanted Kara and I to post our vows? We can do that! Give us juuuussstttt a minute here~