jewish minor Israeli. 42 is the answer to life
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a wizard duel would do nothing to me you would need far more than two
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not to brag but I had a conversation today and I was really brave about it
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Apparently this guy was at his mother in law鈥檚 house and they were all going through photo albums and he sees he photobombed his wife 11 years before they even met. I fucking love this.
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now that we've all liked the art I tried hard on, enjoy regularly scheduled shitposting I did waiting for 5.6 maintenance to end
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The way I audibly gasped in the cutscene
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he began plundering the place. Odysseus and his son Telemachus began defending their island, which led to Odysseus being struck with a poisoned spear and dying.
When everything became clear, Telegonus felt deep shame and regret. Still, he ended up marrying Penelope (Odysseus鈥檚 wife), and Telemachus married Circe. Circe passed on her power and responsibilities to Penelope so that she could live a good life with Telemachus."**

There鈥檚 a lot of things you鈥檝e done that Becky doesn鈥檛 know about
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Kitty Kitty was begging me to turn the sink on, but I was running so hard on autopilot that I didn't register that she wanted the sink to be Just A Little On, and I ended up turning it on full blast while her head was right under the faucet. Luckily she, like me, only possesses 3 brain cells, so she didn't consider getting upset, and instead just stared at me while purring as her forehead became increasingly drenched and I realized what I had done.
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i havent been on my computer in a week what do i used this for again
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