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Ravenclaw: I don’t know whether I want to be early or late, both are kinda stressful.

Hufflepuff: Why don’t you just show up on time?

Ravenclaw: I’m not together enough for that.

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you think the people who live in hogsmeade ever, like, hear an explosion, look up at hogwarts, and just shrug and go about their lives cos this shit happens once a day?

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The reason no one has received their Hogwarts letter is because I stole them all, and went to Hogwarts several million times myself, sorry guys, I really did you a favour though cuz that place is hella dangerous

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It’s a bit strange, isn’t it? Strange? You hear this voice, a voice only you can hear and then Mrs. Norris turns up Petrified. It’s just strange.

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― J.K. Rowling, Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix

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accio Voldemort’s intestines??

k I never actually told anyone this but…what if… harry (or literally anyone else) just killed Voldemort with a simple “accio intestines” would’ve that work?? idk lol 

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chamber of secrets

dumbledore: oh shit some kids have been petrified

sprout: luckily we just happen to be growing some SCREAMING TURNIPS which are really helpful for that

dumbledore: phew what a relief

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“Scary Potter” series by Dylan Pierpont

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Omg Poor Tom 😂

I just saw this and it is hilarious.

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parks and rec style tv show about working in the ministry of magic

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Find them!

Coming in 2016

FANTASTIC BEASTS AND WHERE TO 

THEM

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sirius black is the reason dogs aren’t on the list of pets you’re allowed to have at hogwarts

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Draco: *spends years obsessing over Harry Potter*

Draco: Nah, Voldy, idk if this is him :////////

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Draco: *spends years obsessing over Harry Potter*

Draco: Nah, Voldy, idk if this is him :////////

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ah yes, the four hogwarts houses. gryffindor, slytherin *looks at smudged writing on hand* rave club and hinkypunk