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god i never told you guys but a couple weeks ago at work i heard a guy say, and i closely paraphrase, "So I was out with my partner--republicans hate it when i say that. My heterosexual partner Jessica--" and i was straight up crying before he finished his sentence. fully diegetic convergent linguistic evolution live in the workplace
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That's because the cheap labor is the point.
The purpose of the police has always been protecting rich people's profits and guaranteeing them a source of laborers who they can treat as property. That has never changed.
Corporations that hire undocumented immigrants can be like, "Obey me and tolerate my abuse or I'll call ICE and have you deported." They then don't have to obey those pesky "workers' rights" laws. The police know this and happily enforce this because it's their job and it always has been.
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Pomegranates are the most dramatic fruit ever.

Bitch you are a piece of fruit why does it look like I murdered you. Why do you leave my fingertips red and stained. Why do you run down my hands to my elbows when I tear you apart. Why must I rip your body into bloodied chunks to get what's inside of you. Why do you sound so lovely when I crack you open. Why must I eat you with a knife and my bare hands. Why is there so much of you and why is there never enough.
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ADHD pro tip: Use psychological warfare on yourself.
For example, in order to do long tasks, like folding laundry, I put on the Mario Hat:
The main feature of the Mario hat is that my headset does not fit over it, so when The Bees™ try to put me back in front of the screen, the headset issue forces me to remember why I put the Mario hat on, and back to the task I go
As a bonus, the Mario hat is also a very clear indicator to my housemates that business is getting done, and they have learned not to distract me when I'm wearing the "goofy-ass cosplay hat"
It's not stupid if it works.
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Here’s the thing that some people don’t seem to understand about sex & kink. You have to respect boundaries before you get to push them. You have to show people they’re safe before you get to make them feel scared. You have to respect people before you get to degrade them. You have to be normal with people before you get to be dirty with them. You can’t be skipping steps. Treating them like a person always comes before treating them like a toy.
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I'm the dyke that wants to be pulled around on a leash but sometimes I want to pull a dyke around on a leash 😔
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I don't know who needs to hear this but your brain is lying to you and you don't need to wait until there's a round number on the clock to go the fuck to bed or start that project or eat a meal.
Get up and do it now.
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do you guys think jesus, the son of a carpenter, smelt the wood of the cross & temporarily thought of home
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"smart appliances" fuck u i want them dumb as a brick and incidentally as sturdy and enduring
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"I-I can't stand you." Your head lolls onto the gruff blonde's broad shoulder, nails biting weakly into his back. His hips rutting into yours with cruel precision as his drills into that soft spot in you over and over. Toes of your expensive heels barely touching the floor as he holds your body up with ease. He smirks down at you, feral glint in his eye as one narrows and the other widens. Holding your jaw to force you to look at him as he gives a haughty growl.
"Dunno sweetheart, seems like ya can stand seven and half inches of me."
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