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whu is my default state sick to my stomach

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30-Song Guess Your Age Quiz

Fwiw, they thought I was MANY years younger than I am. Just made me feel good all over. 😊

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She says she doesn't fancy you. She likes the other one, the sickly boy.

She says he's very courageous. Battling for clean air and whatnot. She thinks he's the cat's pajamas.

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Why do you use It/Its pronouns...

i got tagged in elementary school and never recovered

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pinterest is frustrating to me because it's like tumblr but I can't put words into the reblogs

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I don't want to get out of this apartment, Jeffy. I want to get out of this marriage.

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Watch your valuables, Jed. When my good friend Betty went in for a hysterectomy, they stole her pearl earrings.

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We used to surprise ourselves sometimes. You'd never think to look at us, that the bad things that we did that were so good.

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I hate when a tiny stupid thing pushes you over the edge and makes you freak the fuck out because it makes you look like a completely irrational tar pit of a human being. Like no I promise this is warranted just maybe not about that specifically I swear I'm well adjusted. Come closer stick your fingers in my cage

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whu do the intervals in alto clef look so much bigger??? like it's the same staff

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chris pratt but you don't realize it's chris pratt at first jumpscare?

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Okay, alright. I'll get you an ashtray, too.

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"tumblr humor is only funny to tumblr users" NOT true. those bitches on pinterest love us.