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bad photo sorry but i just noticed today that these giftbox graphics from divorces and teddy bears have names of kids from other longforms on them. thats really cute ehe

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it will never not be amazing to me how like. Cool the sfth fandom is

you guys make the most insane art pieces out of improvised comedy plays by 4 british dudes. you guys will take one scene from a long form that was again COMPLETELY IMPROVISED and connect the dots with one scene from ANOTHER long form to make like multiverses and really complex headcanons and fanfictions and more crazy art like i’m not even kidding you guys are so cool

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i cannot work out instagram for the life of me. but go listen to this now. right now. that’s an order

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Sorry About My Nan Script

Oh my god, after two attempts and a long period of on and off procrastination between them, I finally finished the script for this longform.. I think Wilhelm could best express how I'm feeling about that.

Here's the link!

If you don't know, I've also made one for OMGITAJ and plan to make (hopefully) many more longform scripts in the future, though they will ofc be out of order for adhd motivation related reasons. I'll be making a poll soon for you all to decide which script I should make next. Hope y'all enjoy it :)

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“Oh, you got hit by lightning!”

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i havent watched sfth for over 4 months now and it feels like a fever dream opening tumblr. who is flurpgurp and why are they in a toxic homosexual relationship with the reincarnation of margaret thatchers gay brother

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TOM MAYYYYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO…..GIVE ME A PHYSICAL COPY OF FUTURE AND MY LIFE….IS YOURS….

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I may have gotten attached to my transmasc Cindy headcanon

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i think the oopsie daisies waited a WHILE to get married too. met as little kids, grew up together, probably knew they'd get married someday (small town, they were friends, it just made sense). i like to think jacques went off to study some kind of sciences at a university (i'm eyeing the University Lille - this would've been in the 50s, so the Science and Tech school wouldn't have been split off yet, but Lille was def still an important science university in france when jacques would've been attending). he scraped together his small funds, worked his way through school, maybe wrote to marianne for the few years of study, and came back prepared to bring life-changing technology to the people of Le Bulge.

it's important to note that by the time Jacques and Marianne appear in the beginning of the longform, recently returned from their honeymoon, they have already been very active in the town. their marriage is not the beginning of their impact on Le Bulge by any means. here are some accomplishments from almost certainly before they were married

marianne campaigned and was elected as mayor

jacques developed, tested, and implemented cybernetic/robotic body modifications for regular citizens, including bulletproof and tank-proof armor

they either captured and trained or inherited a previously-imprisoned kraken mime

marianne befriended and gained the trust and respect of said kraken to the point that it would sacrifice its life for her (i'm going to assume this was after she became the mayor, and that keeping the kraken is a part of her mayoral duties)

jacques has set up a working lab, gained the trust of the townsfolk, and has done enough experiments to have a standard routine and an ethics model

anyways. uhhh what was i talking about again

oh right. yeah so jacques gets back from university and sets up a lab and evidently some kind of manufacturing facility in town. i think that he would've heard a lot about weapons and armor development when learning about design and engineering at university in the post-WWII educational environment. and we know he's interested in chemistry and maybe biology too, so it makes sense that he'd have a bit of a hero complex around keeping his village SAFE. building things, using his degrees and expertise to combine the machine with the flesh and make the residents of Le Bulge immune to any attack. never granting himself those protections, though. maybe he was scared, maybe he didn't think he'd see combat, maybe the modifications would've hampered his ability to continue to experiment and develop tech.

meanwhile, marianne was volunteering with the mayor's office until she needed to earn money. maybe she gets a small-time job in local politics (maybe in the nearest bigger town), maybe she starts secretary or stenography work at a courthouse and moves into assisting and then running campaigns. regardless, over the next few years she finds out she's both very good at getting people's votes and very passionate about helping Le Bulge grow. she talks to jacques, her closest friend throughout this time, and he tells her to go for it, and he'll be by her side (well, behind her and a bit to the left). she runs, he helps, residents love the two young people who love their little town so much that they dedicate their lives to making it better, and marianne wins in a landslide. first political, then literal, but a win is a win.

she implements policy to get jacques' tech available to anyone. she musters a militia. she ensures the allyship of the kraken in the town hall's basement, and sits next to jacques at meetings. maybe six months or a year go by, and everyone knows they're together. they plan the wedding, invite the town, have a wonderful time, and put marianne's own secretary in charge of the village during their month-long honeymoon one town over (Le Bulge just out of sight but less than an hour's drive and always with a phone nearby just in case)

and we know the rest! anyways. tldr marianne and jacques LOVE their tiny french town so sososo much and love each other sososo much and i think they were at LEAST in their late 20s and probably early 30s before they were married. in this timeline jacques probably went to university around age 17 in approximately 1950 (young enough to not be drafted but old enough to be influenced by war ideology and fearmongering), which would put him at around 30 years old in 1963. (side note, wwii might partially explain the village's very small population......) since they grew up playing soccer together at a young age, i assume marianne is very close to the same age as jacques.

also after all that and finally thinking "let's finally get married! enjoy what we've built! let le bulge take care of us for a bit!". that's when everything comes crashing down. haha yeah 👍 andre beetroot voice

ok this has been my oopsie daisies ted talk. live long and prosper

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Friends… Americans… Romans… Americans… and people. Improvised play #55 releases today.

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*CW for a little bit of gore at the end*

You Are Cordially Invited

He read the cursive atop the A4 card, before signing the bottom. It was the twelfth time he had done that, and, thankfully, the last. With a sigh, he placed the last of the invites onto the pile and leaned back onto his leather chair.

“Are they ready to be sent, sir?” His butler said, his gruff Glaswegian accent prominent.

Bruce didn't say anything, just silently pushing the pile towards him.

“Is there any reason you chose this.. particular group of people, Master Wayne?” Alfred asked as he leaned forward to pick the invites up, though Bruce noticed his subtle glance at the envelope on the desk.

Bruce grabbed the envelope, and emptied its contents onto the rosewood desk; twelve photographs. Well, eleven photographs and one painting. Two pictures were monotone, the paper yellowed.

Bruce looked at them, twelve faces stared back.

“You know why, Alfred,” Bruce finally responded, his own Scottish accent booming.

Alfred obviously held back an eyeroll, but he finally had the invites in his hands, “of course, sir,” he stated. Bruce ignored the sarcasm that laced his words.

The elderly butler left Bruce's office, and Bruce was finally left alone. He sat in silence for a few long moments before realising that wee Dickie was patrolling alone that night. He should check up on him.

He was about to get up off the rather uncomfortable chair, when the light started to flicker. On. Off. On. Off. On...

Off.

The next time the light turned on, Bruce Wayne was slouched over his rosewood desk, his own batarang embedded into his skull.

**Please read under the cut for more information!

Welcome to the Shoot From The Hip Murder Mystery!

Twelve of your favourite characters have to try and survive Scottish Wayne Manor, while a murderer is at hand.

Everything in this story is dependent on a random wheel or YOU! Your thoughts are the characters thoughts, your feelings are their feelings, your theories are their theories. (reply/reblog your thoughts! You can even put them in my asks box!)

There will be times where you need to choose characters to do certain tasks - depending on the task, certain characters will have more of an advantage, while others will have a disadvantage.

The murderer has been chosen by wheel, and deaths will also be chosen by wheel. Everything else is up to you..

Will you figure out who the murderer is? Can you help them escape the manor before they've all been killed?

Let's see..

The characters:

Esmeralda (Thirsty Vamps | submitted by @rainy-weather-supremacy)

Poppy (The Lighthouse | submitted by @aa0n)

Old Lady Margaery (The Unrelenting Aubergine | submitted by @theblackberryhimself)

Tracy (Susan's Holiday | submitted by @sosbanfach64)

Amanda (Clarissa's DIY Wedding | submitted by @radioroxx)

Helter Skelter (Burglary & Bobsledding | submitted by @solar93)

John Jacob (The Off-Season | submitted by @cook-a-little-chicken)

Derek (The Unrelenting Aubergine | submitted by @cook-a-little-chicken)

Rumpled (Priscilla's Final Petal | submitted by @sosbanfach64)

Tarquin (Lost In Your Eyes | submitted by @sosbanfach64)

Ethel (Sorry About My Nan | submitted by @sosbanfach64)

Juliet (Caesar & Juliet | submitted by @cook-a-little-chicken)

Masterlist (not yet created)

Bare in mind that updates may not be daily, but I will try my hardest :)

This is partially inspired by Escape The Night and @milk-is-stable's Hunger Games fic :)

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Soooo I will actually be doing art fight this year but I figured I'll do that too! Because what's the point of having a social life? :D

Poppy, Persephone and grown up versions of Julian and Jasper! (They're designs I made for a fic I'm currently writing but I've drawn them a lot so you can have them!)

Hello people!

I won‘t be participating in artfight this year (which normally happens in July for all the ones that haven‘t heard of it before).

Because one of the early asks I got I‘ve thought about drawing others designs for Sfth characters instead for that month (kind of fanart of fanart hehe)

It‘s going to be a non-daily thing but anyone that wants to do this with me is welcome to :)

If you want to share your favourite design/-s you are okay with other people drawing you can reblog this with them :D

They can be any Sfth character you like, coloured or not, fullbody or just the head (to be honest I just want to see your own favourite designs hehe)

Only rules are the usual: Only sfw work, no rpf and nothing with exessive amounts of blood (a little bit should be okay if it is really necessary for the design)

Thank you in advance and sending many hugs <3

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Finishing up my script for Sorry About My Nan and hey, you know how death doesn't seem to be permanent on the stage where the in-universe improv show happens? Does anyone else think that if Jim were to have succeeded in killing Jamie, he would've come back to life? But he would've been just a bit different and stuck there like Wilhelm and the Emcee forever?

... Just me, okay-

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Happy pride to every tom character that pulled up, made Luke's character gay, and stole everyone's heart

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Sketches made whilst watching All Eyes on Nigel

He looks so done with this in the second one and honestly I can relate

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My girl ever and her emotional support sheep <3