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I have indoor cats who get supervised outside time and I accidentally left the front door open today and instead of running away they just relaxed on the front porch I love my babies so much they would never be bad except when they occasionally shit and puke on my bed

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dj run that track again before I take my own life

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“me when i lie” is the funniest way to call someone a liar the internet has cooked up thus far

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im doomed by the narrative but the narrative is a bunch of conscious choices i've made in the past

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I’ve decided that my 20s are actually age 25 - 35

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bitches have complicated feelings about me due to my inconsistent swag

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ayo edebiri via daniellegoldberg

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why can’t pets be immortal :(

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no one suffers more than girls who are a bit like their fathers

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They’re adding “skill issue” to the dsm

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won gold medal for SITTING OUTSIDE IN THE SUMMER what have you losers done.

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