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it's 2:42 in the morning here, and I have to ask a question: don't Barney Stinson (HIMYM) and Spike (BtVS) give off similar vibes sometimes?

It's the blonde hair, sharp jawline, charming, sexually promiscuous, selfish vibe. The way Barney is disrespectful of women, as Spike doesn't care about nobody. Idk, this is kinda generic, but I might also be hallucinating bc of the late hour.

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I'm so sorry for everyone that is going through my likes rn on here. I'm ovulating and rediscovering Hugh Jackman is not helping

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So, this is the new Twitter ig

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I think that I should stop reading enemies to lovers books, because I've been going around for three days asking my friends: "Is it really love if their first kiss wasn't when one of them was holding a knife at the other's throat?"

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Jude: Fuck Cardan!!

Also Jude: Yea go fuck Cardan

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hey do you have a tumblr

no sorry

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I am funnier on twitter

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my friend obliged me to install tumblr and I put so much effort in my profile, but I don't even use it. She must hate me

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DOCTOR WHO + @screenshotsofdespair

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Tenth Doctor + 😏

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I kinda cried

Questions of science, science and progress Do not speak as loud as my heart

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I am bisexual

this means that I like boys that give me daddy issues and GIRLS🥺🌸🥰

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like... I would die for Diego Hargreeves?!?!?!! he's my man

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Klaus: *accidentally hits Diego*

Diego: You wanna fucking die?

Klaus: *whispering* Kinda.

Diego: *soft voice* Bro, we talked about this.

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klaus, at the funeral: let us mourn him with a traditional ballad

klaus: [plays toxic by britney spears]

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let’s talk about the fact that the last time diego and vanya were alone together, he could barely stand to be around her and wouldn’t even look her way because he was mad about a billion different things, but the last time we see them interacting this season, he’s the one who seeks her out on the front porch, and when she turns towards him shyly, diego just lets her lean against him in an unspoken show of solidarity because its almost like an inside joke of theirs now, the fact that the hargreeves have such shitty love lives but hey at least they will always have each other, and it’s just so adorable that i cannot breathe–

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Diego: Five has an insanely strong opinion on everything. Go on. Ask him something no one should have an opinion on.

Klaus: what’s the worst multiple of 3?

Five: 12, obviously, idiot.