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Thank you for all your lovely suggestions! 🫶 I really loved the Jesties + baking idea so much i arrived at this line art without even looking up any references

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What a wanker <3

(If mr. waistcoat sees this, I am deeply sorry sir)

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My favorite thing about Matt is that he has absolutely no idea how child development works but simultaneously ALWAYS acknowledges offhand what amount of knowledge and linguistic capabilities a fish or CRABGRASS would have.

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map holders: fjord vs chetney

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now that the mob did fucking get simon all old men in tma have been at some point or another violently beaten up or killed motivated solely by a lust for revenge which I personally appreciate

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Vox Machina Plays Mario Kart 

Vex’ahlia is obviously winning. Keyleth is better at this game than she gives herself credit for and isn’t doing half bad. Grog is being a little too aggressive with the turns and keeps crashing into things; and yet somehow, he’s still a place ahead of Scanlan. The game is clearly rigged! 

Vox Machina House Rules: 1). No loud music before 9 AM 2). Butter knives are NOT weapons 3). PLEASE try the doorknob first 4). Whoever breaks the door down, pays for it.

If I were to tag myself in this image, I’d be Percival-”I refuse to be humiliated over this”- De Rolo. Let’s just say I know where my talents lie, and Mario Kart is decidedly not one of them. 

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In honour of the 8th anniversary of Critical Role, I decided to redo the first piece of art I ever made on my iPad. Oh also it’s cursed.

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The Magnus Archives is like the polar opposite of the shows and stories that are meant to be lighthearted but if you do any amount of thinking about the implications of their worldbuilding it quickly becomes utterly horrifying. 

A physical manifestation of fear let a guy live for like a solid week because he thought that hiding under a blanket would protect him and the fear entity decided to respect that as long as he was sufficiently worried about the situation. A group of things pretending to be human are forced to take an anatomy course, presumably because they were doing such a bad job at it.

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For today’s Shadowbeantober prompt, you all are welcome to conjecture as to how Smol Essek found himself in the position of walking a blink dog…(I suspect Jester had some major part in it!)

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Hey, The Mechanisms Fans!

I asked here what people would want for a mech themed game, and an album themed game won!^^

So now im here to ask what album i should make a game about!

Death To The Mechanisms, Frankenstein, Tales To Be Told 1 and 2 are not included cause im unsure HOW I'd turn them into games♡

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anybody who says that jon was stupid for being paranoid during season 2 would Not survive the horror movie

- the previous head archivist disappears under mysterious circumstances.

- he is then given the position of head archivist, something he’s well aware he isn’t qualified for.

- while working this position he’s constantly plagued by the feeling of being watched, to the point that he outwardly modifies his behavior in reaction to the statements to try to throw off whatever the source of this feeling Is.

- during all of this, his co-worker suddenly goes missing only to come back with news of having been held hostage by a living flesh hive trying to eat him with worms.

- this living flesh hive is now sending worms to your place of work.

- while trying to figure out how to deal with the worms he finds a statement from the flesh hive that is Directly Speaking To the previous archivist. cementing the fact that the magnus institute is being sieged by worms Because Of A Grudge Against The Head Archivist Position.

- while this is happening Mysterious Delivery Men show to Directly deliver a dangerous artifact To Him in the magnus institute, referring to him directly as “the archivist.”

- the flesh hive does, in fact, break into the institute and eat him with worms, specifically calling out To Him (to The Archivist) as she comes in.

- while running around trying not to be eaten by worms, one of his coworkers finds a secret tunnel system that’s been directly connected to their building that just so happens to be hundreds of years old. 

- and while he’s being Actively eaten by worms his Other coworker finds the murdered body of the woman who was the previous archivist, who the flesh hive had been addressing in her statement, propped up in those very tunnels.

if you look at all of that and say “there’s No Reason for jon to think that anybody was trying to kill him, he should’ve just tried not being paranoid” I’m sorry but the girl from the ring would win. you are not the final girl, you’re not even the fourth.

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Before I listened to TMA the impression that posts about it gave me was that The Archivist and Jon were two separate characters.

in a very real way, jon died in a wax museum explosion and the archivist got up six months later

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ESSEK NATION THIS IS NOT A DRILL WE HAVE A SHIRT

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Now may be a good time to know that Kickstarter’s website has some very available information on how one would cancel a pledge.

“While a project is still live you can cancel your pledge by visiting the project page and clicking the "Manage your pledge” button on the right-hand side. From there, click "Cancel Pledge" next to the "Change your pledge" link.

Remember, a pledge can only be cancelled while a project is live. If the project has ended and pledge collection has started it is no longer possible to cancel.”

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Oh so when other people push back against price markups for basic necessities it's "direct action" but when I do it I'm "breaking and entering" and "a werewolf"

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The Riegel Con of this campaign:

If he gets Matt mad enough, Matt will eventually be forced to let them go to space just to prove that Exandria is round.

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critters: oh hey you guys are doing 4 sided dive

cr cast: moon’s haunted

critters: what?

cr cast: