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me when we start eating billionaires and i have to kill gomez addams

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Weed gummy should cost 50¢ and be sold out of vending machines and at corner stores

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Obi-Wan is like I got the kids in the divorce. They aren't even my kids. Or my divorce

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got eaten up with 3 words

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male entitlement in academic spaces is so boring. can’t tell you how many times i’ve been in a class and a girl gives a short, insightful analysis, and then a dude raises his hand and says “jumping off of that…” then says literally the same thing she said but longer and worse.

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but when will it be prejudice month

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my humor might be broken cause I find this trend actually funny

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I actually passed away quite a few years ago, but I'm a very private person and never told anybody.

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i must not take it personal. taking it personal is the mind killer. taking it personal is the little death that brings total oblivion. i will face taking it personal. i will permit it to pass over and through me. and when it has gone past i will turn the inner eye to see its path. when the taking it personal has gone there will be nothing. only i will remain

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whoops lost myself for about eight years there

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affirmation: nobody is going to shoot me for being awkward

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happy pride to him

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they say you can't pour from an empty cup but i've been doing it my whole life and aside from all of these mysterious ailments it's working out great for me

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my favorite thing about bucky barnes is that sebastian stan chose to walk in a way that shows how heavy bucky’s arm is. like you can see that his metal arm is physically weighing his left side down because of how heavy it is

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I am a huge fan of retiring to my quarters