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me showing the doctor where to amputate my leg as i ready the tourniquet
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one time this japanese fujoshi i follow on twitter posted "the bottom should have a bigger dick so that you can watch it bounce while they get fucked and the top should have a smaller dick so that it can go in easier. uke dicks should be big and decorative and seme dicks should be average size and functional" and honestly her mind
#this is so true#we need more big dick bottoms. for the visual experience#big dicks are not for penetration they are for bouncing and slapping against the belly 😁
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writers be like, i can fix him! *gives him pneumonia* *has him lose a limb* *has him almost drowned* *has him barely avoid execution* here, fixed.
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"But that ship is toxic and problematic" okay ❤️ yay ❤️
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i'm pregnant... with the next great American novel! [looks directly at you, suddenly serious] and I'm getting an abortion
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Some of you might think im just a sex obsessed freak. Well i am. Youre following a pervert. Have a nice day.
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fox heheh ( ∩´͈ ᐜ `͈∩)
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#i print this out and eat the paper#yomm yomm 😸#GUYS DIS IS MY FRIEND#she’s very talented#go look at her art and pay her moolas to draw you stuff 😈😈
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sorry i never replied. everyday is blending together and im losing sense of time
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Yeah you could say I’m doing numbers on tumblr. And that numbers? One
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has anyone figured out how to be a real person yet
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need more sexual violence towards men in movies
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some of you need to realize that your faves would be having unsafe bdsm sex because they don’t actually know what bdsm sex is, they just want to fuck and also kill each other. you must understand this.
#this is why ocs exist#so you can write your own interesting characters that explore safe bdsm#but im sorry sam and dean winchester are not doing safe bdsm#they are molesting each other on the side of the highway at 3 am and there WILL be blood involved#nobody should be getting sex advice from fanfic anyway#i know its horny filth but DAMMIT i will not be reading ooc horny filth#i have standards ❤️
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How it feels to find a fanfic where your favorite character is going through literally the worst horrors you can imagine

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"it's all in your head" correct! unfortunately I am also in there
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