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No one: Tumblr gif makers: *downloads a 70GB video file just to make one gifset of some blorbo that’ll only get 120 notes*
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I just loveeeee the sincerity of conversations after sex or during the sex
like after sex you are lying there trying to breathe properly and he comes out of the bathroom with a towel in hand and casually goes just as he wipes the cum off your ass
"did ya see the video?"
"what video?"
"two muppets got caught sneaking up a phone in base. price got 'em real good. smashed their head into each otha when they were broadcasting. i don't know-it's instagram or somthin'."
you nod enthusiastically and snort "soap sent to me. was too violent for me to watch. he thinks it was funny though."
he chuckles just as he strokes the redness on your ass. "you handle violent just fine"
or like you are in the middle of it, bouncing on him with all you've got and he says
"i don't like it when you don't call."
and you just freeze because what the hell he could have had this conversation around the time when he decided to watch football. so you ask, trying to comprehend.
"what?"
he simply shrugs and tightens his arms around you.
"makes me sad when you don't call."
"i-i don't know what to say."
"can't say hi?"
and it makes you wonder what happened to the man you fucked in the early days of your not-a-relationship-just-fucking thing because ghost didn't even moan let alone talking.
this one is simon you suppose.
sorry, wish my english was better and i knew anything about english accent. 😭
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just say something about chess or heroic tales and you’re probably his
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“All are welcome in Jerusalem.”
“Protect the helpless. And maybe, one day, when I am helpless, you will come and protect me.”
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just a gif dump of some that I wanted to make
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how simon riley fucks after not seeing you for months
cw: vaginal sex, oral (m) receiving
simon fucked like a man starved, his large muscular body pressed down on yours as he fucked you in a head lock.
“don’ go all dumb on me luvie, we’ve barely jus’ started,” simon cooed softly as you drooled all over his tatted arms, your eyes all hazy. if simon could fuck you for forever he would, your sweaty body combined with his as he rutted into you like a wild animal. “can barely take sum dick eh?” it’s been a few months since he saw you due to his mission, and he was going to show you just how much he missed you.
a low chuckle escaped his lips as you panted, wiggling away from him. “‘m gonna come again si!” you whined as simon’s calloused hand roughly tugged you back into his embrace the headlock making you choke on air slightly as he thrusted into you, your body jolting with each move. “nah, where do you think yer going? we’re done when i say so.” a creamy base already formed on the base around his cock from your previous orgasm, making a mess on his pubes.
“i know yer cunnie has some left, ‘m not gonna stop until i milked her dry.”
it wasn��t just your cunt that he fucked thoroughly, it was your mouth too.
“come on baby, open yer pretty lil mouth,” his hand gently gripping your chin, tilting your head upwards whilst the other pried your mouth open. “jus’ like that,” he instructed as he shoved the tip inside, your eyes rolling back immediately.
“relax luvie, i’ll guide you yeah?”
his hands gently gripped the back of your head, fucking your mouth slowly as he watched the way you took him all the way in. though he fucked messy, within a few seconds has you choking and gagging on his cock, knocking the air out of your lungs.
his cum dribbling down to your chin whilst tears streamed down your face, your ‘waterproof’ mascara smudged.
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everyone get unemployed. i will provide for us.
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You're a musician who isn't exactly the most popular among fellow humans, yet your songs seem to be a hit for unholy creatures. It appears you're unwillingly summoning ghosts and monsters each time you play your beloved instrument or sing.
You've had demons track you down by the notes struck during your practice, and vampires knocking eagerly at your window, begging to be let in. Your last concert was cancelled due to bizarre, unexpected malfunctions, yet everyone left with the feeling that you must be haunted.
"Won't you come and play for me," a pallid ghoul asks, flashing his razor teeth at you.
"You just drained my two biggest fans of their blood," you reproach with an annoyed huff.
"Nonsense," he shouts, wiping the crimson liquid smudging his face. "I'm your biggest fan."
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cw: dubcon
simon calls you while he’s away for a mission.
he’s a lot hornier today, skipping the usual banter to ask something for you—won’t you ride your pillow for him?
you clamber to your knees, obeying his plea with a quiet thrum burning your cheeks. he refuses to switch to a video call, says it’s a lot hotter this way, with his voice piercing through the static and your own rumbling in a quiet tumble.
your hitched breaths sound a lot louder this way, your own voice bouncing off your walls. simon tells you to be louder; to describe how it feels. you tell him it’s not enough—
“wished it was y’r cock, si,” you hiccup, whimpering as you try to find the rough drag of your pillowcase to rub against your clit.
god, it’s not all dirty talk—it isn’t enough. you need something more filling; something thicker and longer and bigger. you need to be fucked. to be ruined.
“si, please!”
“shh,” he says, his voice a deep hum. “not yet, baby.”
something clatters on his line, the static rippling like a distorted voice but you’re doused in the teasing pleasure—a miasma of a delicious drag and it’s not enough—to notice, leaving you to only sniffle because simon’s a fucking tease.
john looks up at simon, grinning.
“well if she isn’t such a good girl f’r you, huh?” he rumbles out, careful not to make too much noice. his chub is throbbing underneath his sweats and it makes simon’s throat dry with a howling hunger.
yeah, he can’t wait to introduce you to his captain.
or, simon using his girlfriend to win his captain’s attention.
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collapses in your arms princess style after casting the biggest evil most fucked up spell you've literally every seen
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when you just finished one of the most beautiful fics ever written and you see that the author has a masterlist full of other fics

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“i can’t say it, i’m shy,” reader x “need you to use your pretty words,” simon riley
—ㅤ ꒰ྀིㅤ simon riley x reader ಿৎ
mentions of: vaginal sex, slight degradation, soft dom simon until the last comment at the end teehee, age gap briefly mentioned
“‘m shy si,” you mumbled softly, your voice barely audible as you avoided eye contact, your cheeks heating up as simon had you pinned down naked, your legs wrapped around his waist as your ankles dug into his lower back.
he tutted, “need you to use your words alright luvie? yer not gonna come by staying silent.” simon knew just how shy you were, the way you followed him around like a lost puppy, your big eyes staring at him before understanding what you want and taking you to bed. but no, this time he wanted you to say it. “yer older man is asking you and yer gonna say no?”
you looked away from him, your teeth sinking down to your bottom lip as the blush spreads down to your chest. “need you to make me come si,” you muttered out quickly, too soft and fast for him to understand. a low chuckle left simon’s mouth. “come on luvie, we can do better than that.”
though his thrusts didn’t stop, his cock abusing your small leaking cunt as the bed frame creaked,“give it another go luvie, good girls use their voice yeah?” his eyes glued to the way your tits bounced, your eyes rolling back as he continued to edge you for what felt like forever.
slowly your chest started to rise and fall heavily, your breaths coming out as pants as simon continued to fuck you like his own personal flesh light. “come on baby, breathe,” he reminded you as you started to get a little hazy, your eyes dilated and unfocused.
“i know it’s a lot yeah luvie? must feel good too, but need you to try again.”
“i wanna come si,” you moaned desperately, your perfectly manicured nails creating crescent indents on his muscular shoulders. “there we go, wasn’t that hard was it baby?” he cooed. “want me to fuck yer sweet lil cunt till your drippin’?”
“who knew a sweet soft girl like you was a slut begging to be filled hm?”
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loner! simon riley being completely unaware that he’s largely endowed
mentions of: huge dick simon riley, loser simon riley, vaginal sex
just loner! simon riley with a huge cock that’s all
he was completely unaware of how big he really is, thinking it’s probably just average or maybe even smaller, and straying awkwardly away from any sex talk with his friends.
he was also completely unaware of how it literally swings when he walks, especially when he is alone in his apartment with no boxers just because they felt so unreasonably uncomfortable, like his cock was suffocating. his tight cargo pants always bunched up at the crotch area.
he was quite messy whenever he came whilst fisting his cock. his rough hands marred with scars moving up and down sloppily, lewd wet noises filling up the room as he leaned his head on the wall, his black skull balaclava in his mouth to stifle any groans.
his cock felt heavy, weighing down his hands and sometimes would even make his hands ache.
and he had a heavy load of cum when he came it would spurt all over his abdomen, making a sticky mess on his hands as he tried to wipe it with a towel, his actions sloppy due to the ache in his right hand.
so when he first fucked you he felt like an amateur, completely unaware of your gaze glued to his bulge as he freed his aching cock, looking already huge in his large hands. he struggled, like a lot getting it in.
he was so excited to feel your warm cunt around him, missing your hole multiple times.
“fuck, ‘m sorry luvie, don’t know why it’s not going in.” his cheeks beat up, a faint dust of pale pink as his fat tip nudged against your glistening hole, his hand steady trying to guide it. “jus’ a lil stretch,” he cooed as he watched the way his tip was enveloped by your cunt, a loud squelching noise before he finally sank in.
god he loved watching that small tummy bulge whilst fucking you.
he never thought he’d feel so good, your gummy walls so tight and warm around his cock, squeezing him like you wanted to milk him dry. simon was used to the feeling of his palms, the rough dry skin, but god it did not compare to the feeling of your cunt.
he came within seconds after you, his cum dripping out despite his cock being plunged so deeply into your cunt.
he swore that he saw your stomach swell just slightly due to his cum.
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“say thank you, baby.” simon murmured against your mouth. trailing lazy kisses and licks down your sweat slicked skin.
“you gotta be grateful,” he murmurs softly, his thick cock pummeled into you. fucking against the spongy spot inside of you that made your clit throb.
your mind was muddled, hazy and cock-drunk as the wet sound of him fucking you fills the room. “thank you,” you gasp out. eyes rolling back.
“for what, baby?”
a sharp snap of his hips has the air knocking out of your lungs. “for-for fucking me-for your cock-”
a dark chuckle leaves simon’s lips, rumbling against you and making your nipples tighten as he slowly rocks into you. one hand cradling your head and the other spreading your thighs open for him. “such a good girl. got such good manners, baby.”
NSFW LINK 🌽— inspo
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Cw/ none? TF?? Since when did we have to put trigger warnings? 80% of reads on here are readable porn. If you take it as rape that's your own fault. Y'all never watched a porno before?? Don't like what I post? Go somewhere else.
Hmmmmm
Reader trying to push Simon off of her because her little pussy can't take his massive cock, it's only half way in and she's already whimpering and clawing down his arms.
Simon lets out a loud whistle, the bedroom door slams open and a eager Johnny appears. Breathing hard, looking at the both of you connected.
Simon snaps his fingers and says 'get er'
And Johny is pinning the reader down by her arms and the free hand is sliding down her stomach to rub the tight figure 8s on her clit as Simon pushes in deeper.
Reader is letting out broken moans and curses as Simon bottoms out, his thick tip ramming through her cervix, womb fucking her HARD.
Johnny is cooing at her and cheering Simon to go even harder, every thrust is shown on her stomach how far he goes.
Simon reaches down and wraps a secure hand around the reader's throat, slowly cutting her air supply off.
Her eyes roll in the back of her head, and it happens so quickly shes not even registered that Simons cock and Johnny's hand totally got sprayed on.
Poor reader thought she was done, but as soon as the boys figured out how to make her squirt, Johnny's the first to pipe up with 'I call de next round, pin her down with her hips up' Simons nods as he empties himself in her cunt, groaning as she clenches in him so hard that his cum dribbles out of her worn hole.
"Sounds like a deal"
Rip female reader
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Watched KoH for some comfort (bad idea) and ended up crying ☠️
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if a girl sends u saucy pics u gotta lose ur shit and act like u never seen a titty before its jus etiquette
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