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[aaroncmenez]

when ordering from my local pizza place online there's like an ETA and a series of gifs. This fella is my favorite

FOR CHRISMAS THEY MADE HIM WEAR A LIL HAT AND GAVE HIM A BEARD

i love

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My friend was messing with Never Gonna Give You Up on her record player and she sped it up. It beCAME A FREAKING MAGICAL GIRL THEME.

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it must suck to do an assassinate and have everyone cheering you on and hyping you up cuz you can’t tell anyone you did it. you have to keep that information to yourself.

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Will u join the challenge?

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i hate when i send someone a meme in another language and they're like "uhm... translate? 😒" fucker i sent you a meme where 90% of the words have an english cognate and/or you don't need to know what they're saying to find it funny. can you at least TRY

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tonguefucking her raphe line brings me salvation

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last year i was eating in a fancy, large restaurant when i began to hear a rumble and the distant sound of people chanting ‘potassium, potassium’ and suddenly hundreds of people dressed as bananas flood this restaurant chanting potassium over and over and we were trapped there for a very long time because the bananas would not leave and they were everywhere

i wasn’t joking

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Hell Yeah

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I miss Haiku Bot

But they can not be summoned

On a selfish whim

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The single greatest picture ever taken in my life. We threw Yu-gi-oh cards at the ceiling fan to watch them scatter, and just happened to take a picture right at this exact moment. To this day, this is the only time I’ve ever heard of anyone breaking a ceiling fan blade with cards.

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Yuuuuuugiiiiiiii

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exactly

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i had a dream that time travel was invented and too many people choose to travel back in time to save the titanic from sinking (the question of whether unsinking of the titanic deserved so much attention in the face of human history was the subject of both heavy academic and online discourse), which caused a rift in the space-time-continuum that led to the titanic showing up indiscriminately all over the world’s oceans and sea in various states of sinking.

this caused a lot of issues both in terms of fixing said space-time-continuum and in terms of nautical navigation, and after a long and heavy battle in the international maritime organization it was decided that the bureaucratic burden of dealing with this was to be upon Ireland, much to their dismay. the Irish Government then released an app for all sailors and seafarers so they could report titanic sightings during their journeys, even though they heavily dissuaded you from reporting them given the paperwork it caused.

anyway i woke up with a clear image of the app in my head and needed to recreate it for all of you:

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"Yeah everyone goes into the labyrinth with homoerotic intent but the minotaur was raised all alone in the labyrinth. It wasn't socialized yk. So it's like, an incel. Yeah it hates women and gay people. People go in trying to fuck it and it just says slurs. Then they get mad bc it's like, harder to romanticize that. It throws them off their rhythm and the minotaur just kills them with a big axe. Then it goes back to listening to some podcast about masculinity or whatever."

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I hope this picture of a quetzal makes your day at least a little bit better :)