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Oscar: Are you packed for the trip? Lando: Yup. Oscar: Then where are your bags? Lando: All I’m bringing is a good attitude and a sense of adventure. Oscar: A change of underwear might be nice.
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Lance, looking through his clothes: Has anyone seen my top? Esteban: Fernando's in the kitchen.
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Kevin: Are you a painting? Nico H.: What-? Kevin: Because I want to pin you to a wall. Valtteri: OH GOD I THOUGHT YOU WERE GOING TO SAY YOU WANTED TO HANG HIM OR SOMETHING-
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Lewis: I’m here for the cult stuff. Fred & Charles: How did you find us? Lewis: I saw your ad on craigslist.
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Yuki: Of course I have a lot of pent-up rage, you fool! I've been the same height since I was twelve!
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George: Two wrongs don’t make a right. Max: *sighs* That’s true… Max: But two negatives make a positive!!!
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Isack: Where did you get that tomato soup? Liam: It’s actually a bowl of ketchup I just microwaved.
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Charles: Can we get a birthday cake? Pierre: It’s not your birthday. Charles: The cake won’t know!
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Day 10 - Hay
I can't believe I was given a chance to draw this joke
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my Hiso x Illu have to do it~ 😺🐸
Love this shadow meme so much 🤩


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““Therapy has not been effective, in fact, I have gotten worse.””
— - Sam Russell and AJ, Letters
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THOMAS MAYO WHY DO YOU WANT YOUR FANS DEAD BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT'S HAPPENING
,,, i mean hi i'm normal about men modelling healthy friendships
also Tom's hands give me ungodly feelings
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"Stay with me! What's your name?" "Uhhhh-- John McAllister!" "And what's my name?" "Uh, uh, heavenly... angel..." "Oh, fuck's sake."
- Tom Mayo and Luke Manning, The Off-Season
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