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Building destroyed. I don't know if I want to kill Christoff, or kill Hofnarr. I know my bosses want to kill them both.

...

Yeah, both is good.

[aath-official]

Y'ALL GOT A FUCKING BEACH IN YOUR NEVADA??

YAY!!!! IT'S TIME FOR SUMMER!!!!! 😂😂😂🌞🌞🌞😁😁😁😁😁😁😁

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NOTE TO SELF AND TO OTHERS:

DO NOT USE BORAX TO CLEAN UP DISSONANCE-RIDDEN BLOOD.

IT BUBBLES UP LIKE YOU WOULD NOT BELIEVE, IT'S LIKE THE WORLD WORST SHITTY BAKING SODA- VINEGAR VOLCANO IN THE HALLWAY, AND IT'S EATING THROUGH THE FLOOR I'M PRETTY SURE.

[aath-official]

Absolutely revolting looking. How do I make it, if you're willing to share.

Just to torment my coworkers.

Menu item of the month: Hotdog soup

[aath-official]

... Yeah. Sure. Glitter. Totes that in his blood, Fish MAG. Totally.

Well. Certainly just found where Christoff had gotten into the vents at. Also got my camera back so hol on lemme snap the mess

Insert me sighing here because of how much of a pain it's going to be to clean up. How did he even loose that much blood? (Yes, his blood it fucking purple. Don't ask)

[aath-official]

Well. Certainly just found where Christoff had gotten into the vents at. Also got my camera back so hol on lemme snap the mess

Insert me sighing here because of how much of a pain it's going to be to clean up. How did he even loose that much blood? (Yes, his blood it fucking purple. Don't ask)

[aath-official]

You sure it's you hair and not a wig? You give off bald vibes.

bingus

IF YOU ARE CALLING ME BALD THAT IS SIMPLY NOT THE CASE . I HAVE A BEAUTIFUL HEAD OF HAIR UNDER MY HOOD THAT YOU ARE SIMPLY NOT PRIVY TO VIEWING !!!! MISINFORMATION ON THE INTERNET OUGHT TO BE AN OFFENSE PUNISHABLE BY DEATH !!!! A PAINFUL ONE !!!!

[aath-official]

Finally got back to this. Uh. Shit's fucked as usual. Christoff is somewhere in the air vents, and nobody knows how to get him out. And he's been up there for almost two weeks now? We think he got into them to prank someone, likely me or one of the bosses, but uh. He got stuck. And lost. So yeah, dissonance is definatly going to spread around HQ in some form of air travel.

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Gotta wonder who the fuck allowed Christoff to be the one doing all the festive decor around HQ. At least he's distracted, I guess?

Oh yeah, early-ish happy holidays, for whatever you celebrate. Or even if you don't. I'm only going to the agency's party for the booze, fuck the rest of that shit.

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I mean, other than the fact that this used to be his secret personal account. Because this clearly isn't about that.

There is. A god-damned severed head. On the floor. Right outside my door. What the fuck. It was probably Christoff, for fuck's sake.

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Oh yeah, update on this old incident; he's been leaving more heads and also other severed limbs outside my office door. Like a cat presenting its owner with things it has hunted. And from what I have learned, he does not do this for anybody else. Not even Big Boss A or Madam M.

What. The actual fuck do I have that they don't for him to be doing this?

There is. A god-damned severed head. On the floor. Right outside my door. What the fuck. It was probably Christoff, for fuck's sake.

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No seriously who the fuck is doing that? I know every single agent that's part of the AATH can see my posts. Which one of you assholes hacked the intercoms? Come to my office, I just wanna talk.

Who the fuck got onto the intercoms and started playing anime openings?

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Well, she'd safer than most, especially because she is on your side and not having to fight your big bad killing machine. And if nothing sharp and no guns for her, then maybe like, a metal baseball bat. Not dangerous per say, but still good for self defence.

Also, I would make a personal account, but I already have this and not like my bosses care what I post or who I interact with on here, so.

someone please teach me to use deadly weapons. I need to fight something. Please. I am begging.

[aath-official]

Oh come on. Kid's an ATP Unit. Let 'em use a gun or something sharp once for practice. The child has probably got more weapon safety skills than half my coworkers anyways.

someone please teach me to use deadly weapons. I need to fight something. Please. I am begging.

[aath-official]

Who the fuck got onto the intercoms and started playing anime openings?

[aath-official]

There is. A god-damned severed head. On the floor. Right outside my door. What the fuck. It was probably Christoff, for fuck's sake.

[aath-official]

Also Big Boss A entered my office, tossed a drawing book on my desk, and said 'No more taking pictures around the base', and then left my office without shutting the door. Welp. I guess if I see stuff, I gotta draw it now instead. Yippie.