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mark s. white guy dance wednesday

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Friendly reminder that you're not required to publicly take sides in any geopolitical conflict you don't understand.

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this duck LOVES pink drink

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When my students talk over me I do this bit where I quietly tell them I’m really shy and to please let me talk and somehow it works.

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EVERYTHING HAPPENS TO ME

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if youre an angel i bet someone putting their hand through your halo feels good. like in a dizzy/brain fuzzy way. bonus points if its to pet your head

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It is your sworn duty, when you're in your 30's, to do something every day that would have gotten you viciously bullied in high school.

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everyone's doomed by the narrative bitch let's get you some fruit

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making art sites that don't allow NSFW is useless to me. not even to get my rocks off, i mean at this point not allowing NSFW ends up being a nightmare of random queers getting banned because the guidelines are too ill-defined and art that presents the human body, especially femme and trans, will just get obliterated for no reason despite not being sexual.

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This is a comment someone appended to a photo of two men apparently having sex in a very fancy room, but it’s also kind of an amazing two-line poem? “His Wife has filled his house with chintz” is a really elegant and beautiful counterbalancing of h, f, and s sounds, and “chintz” is a perfect word choice here—sonically pleasing and good at evoking nouveau riche tackiness. And then “to keep it real I fuck him on the floor” collapses that whole mood with short percussive sounds—but it’s still a perfect iambic pentameter line, robust and a lovely obscene contrast with the chintz in the first line. Well done, tumblr user jjbang8

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France: hundreds of years with baguette -- DID NOT INVENT BANH MI

Vietnam: less than 100 years with baguette -- INVENTED BANH MI

ANOTHER WIN FOR VIETNAM‼️‼️‼️‼️

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I survived because the fuck it we ball inside me burned brighter than the it's so over around me