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they should invent an apartment that has huge windows but is never too hot and is near everything i like and all my friends but is also quiet when i want it to be and costs zero dollars or perhaps they pay me to live in. and they save it just for me so i dont have to look for it :)

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Hot girl in the OC just said “I’d give anything to be that miserable, because if i remember correctly that’s what it feels like to be in love” and i guess i have to think about that forever now

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Art by Gerald Brom for The Starfall Anthology (1999)

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which 3 US presidents do you think would be the best omegas and which 3 bisexual pop stars would be their best matched alphas

1) John Adams

John Adams was a tireless advocate for the revolution (i.e. topping from the bottom) and he once described himself as "obnoxious, suspected, and unpopular" - "he was known for his bluntness, impatience, and tendency to be easily frustrated with those who disagreed with him." As a brat in Congress, his personality was repulsive, but everyone listened to him and they all still wanted him. They wanted him so bad they made him president. Kind of makes you think.

His match:

Adams needs someone with a strong personality to challenge his - someone who's not afraid to repel the mainstream in order to realize their vision. Gaga has it, and he needs it. "Bad Romance" in many way encompasses Adams' struggles through the 1776 Continental Congress. They could teach each other much.

2) Theodore Roosevelt

A man dedicated to the preservation of natural parks and ecological wonders - and for what? To run through the trees under the full moon as his pheromones wafted through the air? We know.

His match:

Grimes once described herself as becoming "way less gay" after she became pregnant, which is 1) weird, and 2) the reason I'm sticking her with Teddy. I don't think that he could fix her completely, but she seems the type to maintain no moral compass of her own, simply adopting the political ideology of whomever she's with, so maybe there's hope. Maybe Grimes could introduce Teddy to shrooms, and Teddy could take her out on trips in the forest. And then we can find out if Grimes getting a man pregnant makes her more or less gay.

3) Richard Nixon

Best known for his one legendary debate with the handsome JFK, wherein he became a stuttering, sweating mess, unable to focus or say what he meant. Interesting!

His match:

Bisexual icon Taylor Swift is also struggling to appease both sides of the political aisle. They could share their woes and their love of good ol' fashioned Americana, and then Taylor could tie him to the wall and make him bark like a dog. The pregnancy would be difficult on both of them with Taylor's extremely busy schedule, and Nixon would regrettably terminate it in the second trimester, causing a rift in the relationship that would never be mended. The resulting laments that Taylor composed about Nixon's abortion would of course be dissected and attributed to a secret relationship with a woman - Nixon's wife.

I welcome critical analysis.

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the buccaneers isn't good in any traditional sense of the word, but it does deliver jarring tonal shift and music selection based thrills i haven't experienced since the death of the cw so 🤷🏽‍♀️

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most inspiring linkedin post

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Ballet is saved

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they had to keep them on opposite sides of the globe most of the time because had they been allowed to hang out more often their combined bestfriendism and autistic swagger would have singlehandedly saved The Arts and the entire premise of the show would have been nil

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My longhouse is perfectly constructed. Every morning when I wake up in bed at the far end of my longhouse, I say my syllable. Then I spend all day sitting in bed. By sunset my syllable has traveled to the other end of my longhouse and back, and as it smacks me in the head, I fall asleep. My longhouse is perfectly constructed.

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The Palladinos love a dynamic that seems dysfunctional from the outside but is actually healthy and perfect for those inside it <333

I cannot stop thinking about the scene in Etoile where they keep cutting back and forth between Cheyenne + Gael beautifully dancing and Tobias + Gabin developing a communication style that is genuinely unintelligible to all outsiders

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You need to see the place you helped build.

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As far as I can tell, Étoile is the first American/Canadian produced show that actually captured how kooky and bizarre French people are, like the cultural reputation for being assholes is more about the fact that they have no filter than any actual meanness… but that lack of filter also results in these hilarious intense personalities. Also they aren’t afraid of cross talk the way Americans are! Like whatever we can all talk at once and see who comes out on top.

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The Last Of Pedro ❤️

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Yall I’m BAWLING 😭