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like to charge reblog to cast

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bodies should have crash logs. why the fuck did that just happen.

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Diet culture is hilarious and rad actually

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i mean fuck i like pills i like drugs i like gettin money i like strippers i like to fuck i like day drinkin and day parties n hollywood i like doing hollywood shit snort it probably would

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nothing is certain about severance except mr milchick having that shit ON

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I caved. I got Balatro. I have done nothing but gamble for thirteen consecutive hours. Help.

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dean norris is the only celebrity that i feel uses twitter correctly

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she took my empire of dirt in the divorce

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this girl must have pussy like a pizza bc Everytime she fucks me I have little seizures

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I really need to talk about pregnant wario more

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can’t stop thinking about this post on the crusader kings wiki

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‘bread is bad for you’ ‘rice is bad for you’ sorry im not subscribing to the idea that staple grains that have been integral to cultures for centuries are evil. i love you carbs

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I hate this whole needing money to live thing

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I hope to one day see the United States burn to the ground

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