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that beautiful tall dommy ukrainian cosplayer lady who's big with the chinese lesbians is so awesome because she probably drowned her abusive husband in the indonesian ocean and no one cares

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truly the only way to get through to audio terrorists

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FUCK YOU NIMBASA CITY! if you’re dumb enough to take public transit this weekend, you’re a big enough schmuck to come to the Battle Subway. Joltiks! Pokemon that use Earthquake! No Legendaries! If you think you can win 20 battles at the Battle Subway, you can kiss my ass! It’s our belief that you’re such a stupid motherfucker, that you’ll battle for this bullshit GUARANTEED! If you find a better Battle Facility, shove it up your ugly ass! you heard us right, SHOVE IT UP YOUR UGLY ASS! Bring your team, bring your starter, bring your IV trained Pokemon, WE’LL WIN THEM ALL. That’s right, we’ll win ALL OF THEM! Because at the Battle Subway, you’re fucked six ways from Sunday. Take a hike, to the Battle Subway: home of MULTI TRAINS - that’s right - MULTI TRAINS. How does it work? If you can win 20 battles in a row, and not fuck up, you get to fist-fight us! Don’t wait! Don’t delay! DON’T FUCK WITH US, or we’ll rip your Pokeballs off. Only at the Battle Subway: the only Battle Facility that tells you to FUCK OFF! HURRY UP ASSHOLE! This subway train leaves the minute after you board it, and you better not lose once, or you’re a dead motherfucker. GO TO HELL! Nimbasa City’s Battle Subway. From the most filthy and exclusive the meanest sons-of-bitches in the region of Unova- GUARANTEED!

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That's a Gen 2 awoo if I ever heard one!

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Some reaction images for u

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Freedom

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no i cannot be stopped

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© Martin Perscheid

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puts them in my mouth and chews

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giggles

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When I tell you this took me forever, this took me forever, at least a WEEK, anyway here's my headcanons for my favorites ever (the villains) idk how obvious it is but it feels very clear which ones i did first and which ones i did last anyway enjoy

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wagh

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Wrote this after listening to Bad Men from Ghost Quartet on repeat and thinking about female rage

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huh, making myself incredibly sad about fictional dead characters again. what else is new.

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See's a show called The Fall of The House of Usher and it isn't Ghost Quartet

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It’s thinking about The Astronomer hours, and if he knows about the Man in Iran who says he talks to ghosts by having not spoken to anyone alive in 42 years, then does that mean that The Astronomer is already a ghost

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anyway. i will transcend and vomit this loser out of me. i will become the next big thing btw. i will light myself on fire. if you even care.