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stay tuned for a more official shop update post, but in the meantime i wanted to post my batman charms on their own! preorders are open now through 4/9.

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i love that the batman (2022) is just an emo and a cat girl fighting a redditor, or as i like to call it: the average discord lobby

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My best friend loves rob pattinson and over the years she sent me a lot of articles/quotes of him, so here are some of my favourites

(there is A LOT more, this man is INSANE)

Part 2

Bonus:

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A man finds himself living in a run down area, vying for the affection of a woman who is already in a relationship with a medical professional. When attempting to gain success at his job, he comes across a nonhumanoid alien whose body is composed of strange tendrils and a large, toothy maw. This alien gains nourishment from the man’s body, but eventually decides that this isn’t enough, and forces him to kill someone for it to eat. As it does so, it utters it’s famous three-word catchphrase:

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in this house we stan Rick Moranis and Ellen Greene

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Headcanon that even after being married for years, Seymour still gets super lovesick whenever Audrey shows him affection.

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Ellen Greene, Little Shop of Horrors

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he knows your life of crime

I think it’s

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CONCEPT

WE REPLACE EVERY “BLOOD” IN LITTLE SHOP WITH “ASS”

EXAMPLE: You eat ass Audrey Two! How am I supposed to keep feeding you? Kill people?!

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IT DOESN’T TAKE A KILLER TO MURDER,

IT ONLY TAKES A REASON TO KILL

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Good musical trope: omniscient narrators with matching outfits and great harmonies

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Like to slap his bald head reblog to slap his bald head

[Image Description: A still of Audrey from the movie Little Shop of Horrors. Audrey is a giant plant monster with an open mouth and lots of teeth. /End ID]

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you heard them folks