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hello 911 I want to report a theft. yes. A cutie stole my heart. No. I just want the cutie back. They can keep my heart. Okay. Thank you. Yes. I’ll stay on the line.
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oh god what did i do

IT SUMMONS MAIL EVERYONE TRY IT
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hello fellow teenagers. having fun on the internet? the interwebs? the good ol’ net net? world wide webo? L.O.L. now that we are acquainted what is your address
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i wanna live in a world where everything always has 100% battery
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buttercup’s reaction to getting money is similar to my own


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why don’t police use akinator to solve crimes that fucker knows everyone
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WHO THE FUCK VOTED BILL NYE OFF DANCING WITH THE STARS???? HE INVENTED SCIENCE WHAT DO U THINK YOURE DOIGN
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when you reblog something risky and you need to cover it up with some more reblogs but there is nothing good on your dash

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I touch myself whenever I think about you. More specifically, I rub my temples because I get a headache because you’re awful.
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