A story about an a boy who was awkward until the age of forever.
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THE MOST FRUSTRATING THING IN THE WORLD IS WHEN A CARTOON CHARACTER IS LOCKED IN A CELL OR CAGE OF SOME KIND AND THE BARS ARE LIKE
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HAHA WOW I JUST WON A YEAR SUPPLY OF CALENDARS
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It’s good to bring older dogs to water so they can relax their arthritic joints and get a little exercise. Beautiful dog, smooth dog.
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why come they called him “beast” in the castle when everyone knew his name cuz they’d been working for him forever anyway? like …. i would just be like “hey chewbacca-Adam” or some shit, there’s no reason to call him beast … id hide in my room all day too if my employees started making fun of me..
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when the demogorgon takes you to the upside down

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Uber just snagged a NASA engineer to help figure out flying cars…
The modern age is a beautiful nightmare.
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im a male feminist, i have a fleshlight just to eat it out
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