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this is so beautiful im actually crying!!!!!

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okay i have to show everyone my favorite tiktok.

you don’t understand. i could recite this from memory.

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The other night husband and I were watching a documentary about the yeti where they were doing DNA analysis of samples of supposed yeti fur, and every one of them came back as bears.

Anyway, the next night we watched a thing about some pig man who is supposed to live in Vermont. People said it had claws and a pig nose but walked upright like a man. Now, I happen to know that sideshows used to shave bears and present them as pig men. So every piece of evidence they gave of this monster sounds to me like a bear with mange.

So now the running joke in our house is that everything is bears. Aliens? Bears. Loch Ness monster? Bear. Every cryptozoological mystery is just a very crafty bear.

Bears. They’re everywhere. Be wary. Anyone or anything could be a bear.

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truly nothing funnier than having an archive of when you first started getting into a media that has since consumed your entire life

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small things we should appreciate more

the chirping of birds in the early morning

the way the sun shines through the trees

nature after it just rained

constantly learning new things every day

libraries, bookshops, bakeries and coffeeshops

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I still can’t believe how many people think helluva boss is bad. It has one of the most compelling slow burns between two men I’ve ever seen, and it’s not subtext, or something we need to write a 2000 word tumblr post to prove. It’s canon. Proof is on the paper.

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Behold

Just in case nobody had enough psychological torment as is

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A good rule of thumb for AI is "would you trust a trained pigeon to do this?"

"We trained a pigeon to recognise cancerous cell clusters and somehow they're really good at it" okay great, that's something that could plausibly be a thing.

"We trained a pigeon to recognise good CV:s and left it in charge of sorting through all our job applications" uh perhaps consider not doing that.

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neopets forum posts i reference all the time but nobody gets

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One of my fav parts of Lilo & Stitch (the original, none of that remake bull shit) is when Jumba and Pleakley are stalking Stitch from a great distance, watching him through a binocular-like scope-thingy that can see through the walls of the building Stitch is in. Jumba tells Pleakley to be quiet because Stitch is listening for them, and Pleakley whispers to Jumba, “How good is his hearing?”

And Stitch just INSTANTLY turns to face them. Kills me every single time.

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My mom kept complaining that all of a sudden the Beatles are back and they're fucking everywhere and they're so obnoxious and were practically having an orgy in her garden under a cucumber leaf and that's when I realized she meant spotted cucumber beetles and not Paul McCartney

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Stolen from reddit where it wasn't being properly appreciated

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You know what's great. Uninstalling stuff. I love to Uninstall

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This counts as vent art.