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BUHAY ABROAD

Have you ever been in the point in your life where you feel like you are losing hope and giving up on things. Well to tell you all the truth, I am right now. I'm in this beautiful country with kind and well-mannered people but what am I doing here? I work as a cleaning lady, I scrub toilet bowls, I mop floors, vacuum carpets and wipe dust off. I work as a Cashier in this 24 hour convenient store, stand for full 8 hours, mop the floor, clean the tables and throw garbage. I always ask myself, what am I doing here? is this really what I've become. After all those years in the university, fulfilling my parents one and only wish, to finish my studies. I used to work in a bank in the Philippines, I also worked in a Business Process Outsource industry. But where am I now?

Please tell me, this is just temporary. Because it really is a kick in my gut if this will be my destiny forever.

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You were so afraid that I'll do something stupid. That I'll leave you for someone better. But there you are, spending most of your time with your friends. Treating me like I'm not yours to begin with. I don't want to ruin us. I want things to work out between us. 

If you only treat me much much better.

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Dogs on treadmills :D

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FYI

Yung mahal kong boyfriend, dito ko na meet sa tumblr. Hihihi. Kinikilegs ako~

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Topic: ORGASM

So, let's talk about a woman's orgasm. It is well known to us that any person with a twat usually fake their orgasm. What we didn't know is, woman, like me, reach that "climax" when we do things on our own. Fingering. The question here is, as to why do women fake orgasm? In my opinion and also base on the little experience I've had. *winkwink*. Women commonly fake orgasm during intercouse because they want to see their partner orgasm. We pleasure on your pleasure. And that is actually true. Second, we don't have any idea how orgasm really feel. Like, is there a difference between orgasm during intercourse and orgasm during fingering? We can't really identify a moment where we can say that we are cumming. They say women have multiple orgasms, maybe that is why we can't really tell if we are already in that peak moment. Not like you guys who just explodes and yanked your semen off your penis everywhere, just not inside the V. Third, and the most common reason why we fake orgasm, is because we really have to get back to whatever it is we are left to do. House choirs, facebook, zumba. All the things that we left right before you came with your hard on. This is just so true. Lastly, we fake orgasm because it is human nature. Us, women, are made like that. We may feel the building sensation during intercourse, we may feel like we are climaxing but when the time comes that we are supposed to be having orgasm, our system just click off and we are back to guessing. Should I fake orgasm or should I genuinely wait for it to cum?! My advice: For a woman to cum genuinely, ask her if what you're doing is right. If it pleasures her, if she's near to cumming and if a woman moan really loudly, she's faking it. I mean, you can't focus on moaning if you are really cumming, right?! (Excuse my grammar, spelling and pronouns, you grammar police. Thanks) xoxoxo - B

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Paki explain.

Bakit ang lalaki, iki-kiss ka lang sa lips pag...

1. Nagkita kayo on a date. (tipong one time lang yung kiss tapos the rest of the evening, holding hands na lang.)

2. Pag fore play. 

3. Pag nag-stimulate na siya ng orgasm niya. (french kiss pa)

4. Pag ihahatid ka na niya pauwi.

Base sa experience ko ha, wala pa akong naging bf na kiniss ako out of the blue. Tipong sa gitna ng daan, sa park o kaya sa simbahan. Mostly sa cheek or noo, pero never sa lips. Bakit?

Meron bang scientific explanation 'to? O sadyang nahihiya kayo sa PDA? Paki explain.

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Tapon pagod ever.

Hi! Long time no post. hahaha Kindly understand me as I rant about what happened to me today.

Here goes...

So last Monday, I received an SMS from a certain international company, that I refuse to name, that I am short listed for the position I applied thru online. I was so happy that finally, after sending my CV everywhere, a company contacted me.

I was so excited but prepared that I even went out and bought a skirt for the interview as well as took my SL (Sinungaling Leave) just to attended the said interview.

Clearly, I applied for the accounting staff position since my previous work was about branch operations and I graduated with a degree in finance. 

All went well, first part of the exam, 2nd part, typing exam, listening and such. I was so confused then. Why do I have to undergo such typing and listening exam if I wasn't even applying for customer/technical support. As said on their ad on jobstreet, more on basic accounting and ledger accounts. I did not voiced out my confusion.

But then, as soon as they interviewed me with the first question, "What do you know about the position you applied for, business processor?"

I was literally shocked! I insisted to the interviewer that I applied for the accounting staff position not a contact agent or business processor for that matter. She just said that they don't have available position for what I applied for. I was like, then why did you scheduled me and short listed me? (all on my head).

I woke up early for that interview, nearly got pick pocketed by some hoodlums, wasted money for transpo and miscellaneous gastos, tapos ganun lang? They shouldn't have posted that position on jobstreet tapos di naman pala available. Napeke ako. 

Thank you for wasting my time, effort, money and SL miss.

Beware, lalo na sa hindi naman nag hahanap ng trabaho sa BPO, or call center rep. This is the first and last time. 

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Cool Off

Wag ka munang magalit Ako sana'y pakinggan Hindi ko balak ang ika'y saktan Hindi ikaw ang problema,wala akong iba Di tulad nang iyong hinala

Sarili ay di maintindihan Hindi ko malaman,Ano ba ang dahilan Nang pansamantalang paghingi ko ng kalayaan Minamahal kita,Pero kaylangan ko lang mag-isa

Wag mong isipin na hindi kana mahal Sarili ko`y hahanapin ko lang At ang panahon at ang oras ng aking pagkawala Ay para rin sa ating dalawa

Wag ka sanang lumuha Sana`y intindihin Ito ang dapat nating gawin Upang magkakilala pa At malaman kung tayo Ay para sa isa`t isa

Wag mong pigilin ang damdamin Sa aking pagkawala,Makahanap ka bigla ng iba Ngunit pakatatandaan, Na mahal parin kita.. 

Pero kailangan ko lang mag-isa

Sarili ay di maintindihan Hindi ko malaman,Ano ba ang dahilan Nang pansamantalang paghingi ko ng kalayaan Minamahal kita, Pero kilangan ko lang mag-isa

Wag mong isipin na hindi kana mahal Sarili ko`y hahanapin ko lang At ang panahon at ang oras ng aking pagkawala Ay para rin sa ating dalawa..

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HOW TO MAKE A CUTE DRESS OUT OF SHORTS

put shorts on

put legs in one leg hole

pull up and on to shoulder

instant fashion

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when you realise you’ve eaten more than the rest of your friends at a party

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Melancholic Cats Waiting For Their Humans To Return

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Masters of Sex

Has anyone ever watched an episode or all episodes of Master of Sex. I am currently marathon-ing season 1 since yesterday. And if you are a hot blooded teenager who's dick seems to spring out of your fly every time you hear the word sex, or a teenage girl who's currently into showing of your tits on the web, well, I recommend this TV series to you. 

It's basically like Game of Thrones in a different era. Coitus, Felacio and whatever language you want to use to cover up the word "intercourse" and maybe make this article a bit more, rated PG, is highly appreciated. Sex every where, boobs of so many female artist that I have only seen now and Ulysses. The only dildo being used by more than one woman. But if Game of Thrones is more of back door sex, well Masters of Sex is way different. Specially on positions, if you must know.

It's like Grey's Anatomy since most of their language involve medical jargon that I can't even comprehend but their main topic, is human sexuality. How someone orgasm, with or without the help of stimulant. With a partner, kinks and fetishes.

But here's the thing, if you ever want to watch it, watch it on your iPad, laptop or somewhere with a very small monitor since this is a NSFW. If you know what I mean. Your parents may walk by accidentally on a scene where Dr. Masters is on top of Mrs. Johnsons. You don't want that, don't you? And, If you are going to watch this, you might get a boner or a river down there but you shouldn't because this is purely about human sexuality. Getting horny from it would probably make you a pervert. K. Tnx. Bye.

Again, who cares if I'm not grammatically correct or I have used the wrong word, spelling and shits? Hahaha