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Y’ALL OMFGASJAJSJSJAHAJSJS

#WRITEBERNIEIN

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#DAD VOICE

(not my gifs–credit to the makers)

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When I do something that reminds me of my mother

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oh, you’ll come back around, and we’ll fuck hard. come as you are, come with the stars coating your tongue and laughter sitting in your mouth like a moonrise over a mountain. i love you how you’re half garden and half landscape and whole forest beside the lake. we’ll love like nature and get tangled like branches and chew each other’s weak bird necks until one of us melts or we both do. i want to find your lips against mine and hum against them and dance against you like bumblebees do. i want to find you. i want to pull you out of the mud where your mother buried you. we’ll be like carrots and turnips and bitter roots. when you come back around, if you come back around, come bearing the night sky in a shawl and i’ll wrap myself up in it and tell you the story i made up about the lion who carries the galaxy in her jaws and the dawn who was her dead lover, come and we’ll act out that whole tiny mythology where you will breathe over me and covet every tiny color that our pitiful human eyes can see. our hands will press together like tectonic plates and we’ll converge on the kitchen floor until our breath like a butterfly’s wing makes a squall out there on the ocean and i will hope that somebody sees the choppy waves and knows that they were caused by two lonely hearts, the one who waited and the one who came home. you’ll come home to me, judas. everyone always does. and when you come back, judas, i will cry on your cheeks and wash you of the guilt that eats you like ants. we could be our own candles. we don’t have to be the silence of a hanging tree. i’ll forgive you if you forgive me and we’ll both make each other crowns and laugh and be happy. i only know warmth when our bodies meet. we will be all of hell. we will power it with nothing but our chattering teeth. it was all according to plan, judas, the fall of you and me: but this time, when you come home, let us fall into the sheets.

a love letter from lucifer for the only human he’s ever felt a deep connection to /// r.i.d (via inkskinned)

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The look that moved mountains.  Or at least the second strawberries of the season.

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Problems

Child: I have a problem

Parent: Well you CAN'T have this problem because I had this problem in the past only WORSE

Child: That doesn't make any sense. How is MY problem cancelled out by a problem YOU had?

Parent: DON'T SASS ME

Child: But-

Parent: YOU JUST ALWAYS HAVE TO HAVE THE LAST WORD, DON'T YOU?

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- Total Film, Summer 2016 Magazine

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He was getting verrrryyyy sleeeepyyyyy.

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A man just walked past me and said “excuse me, but you look very nice tonight darlin” I said thank you and he said you’re welcome and walked off. And that is how you compliment a woman without harassing them

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*squints*

what the hell is this

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Throwback Thursday featuring stupid stick faces! 

Top photo is Eevee at ~13 weeks old and bottom photo is Fenn at ~10 weeks old.