aboardtheichthyoid

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I made a uquiz to find out what member of a doomed spaceship crew you are, take it to find out what member of a doomed spaceship crew you are.

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Which of your characters is most likely to put something inedible in their mouth?

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Pssst

Hey, are you an artist or writer with WIPs?

Come here... I got a secret for you pssst come ‘ere

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we as a society need to get freakier with space gore

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free my girl she did all of that, feels no remorse, and is actively planning to do more, but have you considered it was funny as hell

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medical malpractice? not to me. not if it’s you.

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why is this guy so horny for murder, suicide, and blood sacrifices 

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follow me

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making up oc lore: fuck yes a little guy just for me

writing down oc lore: what the fuck

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finished the first draft of episode one! feeling very inspired

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science fiction as a genre was invented specifically to show lesbians some greasy sweaty women in tank tops fixing machinery

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if I had a wife I’d let her practice her knife tricks in the kitchen and I wouldn’t even get mad when she scratches the countertops and drops the knife on my foot multiple times

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chosen one not as in the one the prophecy foretold but as in lamb to the slaughter. as in the only person both brave and foolish enough to do it. chosen one as in sculpted, molded to be the perfect sacrifice to something expertly, divinely crafted to annihilate you wholly and surely. chosen one as in taken away. chosen one as in death sentence. chosen one as in goodbye

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if she's your girl why is she breaking open my ribcage and devouring me like an animal?

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GOD I FUCKING;LOVE. CHARACTERS

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*kicks dirt* so nobody wants to hold hands on the vivisection table with me?