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im literally being attacked on reddit for being upset about my job. god why did i even create a reddit account. why are people so full of hate for others
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25 posts!
Same amount of posts as my partners years of living. OLD ASS BITCHHHHHH
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you can be both an ethereal faerie dream girl and a horrid little dirt gremlin creature. the duality of woman
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cant belive tumblr banned nsfw. i hate it here.
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i have eaten a choclat . there is no mentall inllness in this body
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nooooo tumblr destroyed the milfbots
all my followers are GONE
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fucking hate the new 'zero notes' on posts they might as well have put a tumbleweed icon there.
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insane how many bots are following me rn. tumblr staff, destroy them
wait actually dont theyre like 80% of my followers i need the clout
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Absolutely effervescent. I’ll take 12.
How to make a bug kisser 😘🐛
I'm going to launch a Kickstarter for these, sign up to be notified
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The tinted windows analogy is so perfect!!!
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“Finish task complete task oh yes task do task must do task to finish task
good done task task done take task off cave wall yes good finish task”
a helpful if somewhat degrading tip for those with adhd who forget their tasks from room to room like a sim deleting their queue at random:
be a caveman in your internal monologue.
“get fork need fork, have food need fork food ouchy hot fork good eat food with fork not too hot with fork need fork first
have fork got fork good get fork have now good good have fork eat food with fork yes fork good fork
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was in the bathroom and the one lock doesn't work right bc the art school lacks funding in nearly every aspect, so it sometimes falls back unlocked, and when i went to unlock and leave i accidentally locked myself in, and for a fleeting moment i felt only what i can assume was pure primal instinct in me go “trapped, must escape” in such a way i wont ever be able to recreate.
horrifying experience, 10/10 would summon the caveman in me again
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theres a snake in my fruit!




anyways, this is Champion
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Tumblr is nominated for a 2023 Webby
Have you voted yet?
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Puki, what are your thoughts on people with ADHD?
I think they're me
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where is the vanilla extract option
results in mol%
don't fuck this up, we gotta breathe
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