aboveavianboy

[aboveavianboy]

// goes into the horrors anyways (dies)

// new rp. Do not go further than now . Hands out

[aboveavianboy]

:(

Asking you things. . Hai ^__^

HELLO!!!!!!!! howre you :)

[aboveavianboy]

Asking you things. . Hai ^__^

HELLO!!!!!!!! howre you :)

[aboveavianboy]

YEAHHHHHH LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOO. maybe i am endearing. endearing deez NUTS

HELLO MEN. I AM tired. fundy keeps calling me a baby and i don’t like him.

[aboveavianboy]

no.... i think i deserve money.... pweety pwease....... pleading face.....

HELLO MEN. I AM tired. fundy keeps calling me a baby and i don’t like him.

[aboveavianboy]

i am NOT. i’m not endearing either. unless you can give me money. give me 20 quid and i’ll think about it.

HELLO MEN. I AM tired. fundy keeps calling me a baby and i don’t like him.

[aboveavianboy]

SHUT UP I’M NOT I’M NOT I’M NOT YOU’RE DOING THAT THING WHERE YOU LIE

HELLO MEN. I AM tired. fundy keeps calling me a baby and i don’t like him.

[aboveavianboy]

HELLO MEN. I AM tired. fundy keeps calling me a baby and i don’t like him.

[aboveavianboy]

good . keep sleeping .

staying awake is for weak bitches... im going back to sleep..

[aboveavianboy]

mgh. must play more stardew.. . ...

[aboveavianboy]

good morning little gay people in my phone . there is a small man clinging to me. 

[aboveavianboy]

good night :)

(his breath smells rancid. /j)

gah.. head ache...

when is Tommy coming back with the ice cream... owww...

[aboveavianboy]

oompf- (he hugs back, trying to scoot into a position where they’re both comfortable. eventually, he settles on leaning onto a few pillows. this is going to absolutely wreck his neck later, but for now, it’s a comfortable place to just sit down while fundy hangs off of him like a frog clinging to a tree.)

go to Bed then . i’ll be here when you wake up. unless you get your zombie virus on me. then i might go out and find wilbur to drag him down to hell with me. ... joking . i’d make sure you’re awake for that.

gah.. head ache...

when is Tommy coming back with the ice cream... owww...

[aboveavianboy]

yeah, yeah, big man. whatever you say. don’t worry I actually have the best immune system in the world. so i will not be dying. ever. or getting sick. so yeah ! come here bitchboy. 

gah.. head ache...

when is Tommy coming back with the ice cream... owww...

[aboveavianboy]

nah. It’s not really important anymore. besides. you’re fucking dying mate. so. Priorities. hopefully you stop dying soon though.

of course man. you’d do the same for me. so. i mean i’d probably do this even if you wouldn’t. Since you’re. yknow. you. but yeah. of course.

gah.. head ache...

when is Tommy coming back with the ice cream... owww...

[aboveavianboy]

oh. that’s cool actually. Reminds me of this stuffed animal that you could put little smelly bags into and it would smell like the scent . when i was really young i begged... yknow. him. to get me one of them. but we couldn’t afford it. So.

boots is somewhere around here. i’m sure she’ll come out eventually. Cats are assholes so. yeah. she’s probably hiding. of course i’ll stay. i’ll be right here if you need me.

gah.. head ache...

when is Tommy coming back with the ice cream... owww...

[aboveavianboy]

you make fun of my dead parents all the time bitchass.

huh. How the fuck do you heat a stuffed animal . isn’t that like. dangerous ? i mean. i can try to throw this one in the oven. idk if it’ll work though.

(he rummages through the basket, pulling out the plushie.)

it’s a. cat. i figured that you liked cats.. since. uhm. boots. So. Yeah here you go. just take it. and here’s your potion. and water. actually just take the entire basket. as long as you don’t make yourself sick... well, sicker than you already are. 

gah.. head ache...

when is Tommy coming back with the ice cream... owww...